Mind, Body & Soul

Feminist Misconceptions Marginalize Mutual Pleasure and Sexual Equality

February 16, 2011 by

What does a feminist look like? Is it a dirty, Birkenstock-wearing, peace, love and happiness hippie with hairy armpits and a hairier bush? Why do we have this image of what feminism might mean?
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Bodily Nether Regions Need Not Be Neglected in Sexual Exploration

February 9, 2011 by

What if I told you there was still an undiscovered foreign land just waiting for the next Columbus to conquer it? Well get ready all you Magellans, because it’s time to go all Lewis and Clark on …...
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Going Down Onto the Finer Techniques of Fellatio

February 2, 2011 by

Warning: The following content may contain offensive material and be inappropriate for, say, my parents. Seriously, just stop now, Mom and Dad — this isn’t helping any of us.
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Wise Women Indifferent to the Extra Long Schlong

January 26, 2011 by

If you were to order the perfect dick, what would it look like? I honestly don’t think I could say exactly.
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More Than Friends, Less Than Fun

January 11, 2011 by

Aristotle once said, “Friendship is a single soul dwelling in two bodies.” A poetic, moving assessment, but I have to wonder: Did Aristotle ever decide to fuck one of these friends he was renting ...
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More Than Friends, Less Than Fun

January 3, 2011 by

Aristotle once said, “Friendship is a single soul dwelling in two bodies.” A poetic, moving assessment, but I have to wonder: Did Aristotle ever decide to fuck one of these friends he was renting ...
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Painfully Awkward and Awkardly Painful

November 17, 2010 by

Boys, I need to talk to you about the years of pain I have endured at the cost of your hands.
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Why Your Dirty Little Secret Should Be Celebrated

November 10, 2010 by

One of my favorite shows is “Entourage,” despite its depressingly poignant way of reminding me that all of the fancy luxuries in my life are lacking.
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How Our Generation’s Popular Music Fuels Promiscuity on the Dance Floor and in the Bedroom

November 3, 2010 by

“I got a feeling” that you have more than once been lured into a party by the pounding rhythms that make Isla Vista’s heart beat, danced until the stiff air made you sweat and found a rando to g...
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Pain, Pleather and Pleasure: Need We Say More?

October 28, 2010 by

Here’s the thing: I like to be spanked. Preferably to the point of intense pain.
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Pain, Pleather and Pleasure: Need We Say More?

October 27, 2010 by

Here’s the thing: I like to be spanked. Preferably to the point of intense pain.
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Former Editor Returns to Liberate UCSB’s Libido

October 20, 2010 by

Modern sexuality as we know and enjoy it is the result of — nay, an evolving process rooted in — a long history of repression.
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Drunken Hookups Yield Diminishing Pleasure

October 13, 2010 by

The thing I love about college is it’s the only place I can do everything wasted: cook, booty call my grandmother and make it home with at least one shoe on.
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You, Me and Magnum Makes Three

October 6, 2010 by

In the real world, a box of condoms costs about ten dollars. In college life, sex and relationships interns make the starry Isla Vista skies rain with bulk Lifestyles and banana flavored Durexes.
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Dorm Rooms Make for the Best Sexperiences

September 29, 2010 by

Long ago, UCSB first decided to remind freshmen of their infantile nature with the familiar barred sidings just like when you were a baby.
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