InterNexus
Apparently Isla Vista has not only lost its spunk: It has lost its sense of humor as well. By the way, if you are looking for another racy article, you can stop here. This one can't afford it, apparen...
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Editor's note: Jimmy Fremgen, the "Escape from I.V." columnist, really escaped - to London. He will be writing a weekly online column, "Escape from I.V.: Extreme Edition," documenting his foreign adve...
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It's only the first week of school, but do you feel it? Papers, phone calls, parties, midterms, mothers, mistakes, boyfriends, girlfriends, bi-friends, friendships, roommates, mixing, working, chargin...
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Editor's note: Every Tuesday, Micael Kemp will be decoding all things career-related for job-hunting (or just job-pondering) Gauchos. Check www.dailynexus.com for her weekly online column.
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When I first heard about UCSB's plan to expand campus housing for graduate students, I thought it to be a positive step forward for our community. Then I looked at the numbers for the San Clemente Vil...
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With the spring quickly coming to an end, our infamously long Monday Financial Board meetings are no more. Nevertheless, we worked hard; consequently, programs we funded are still being put on by stud...
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Yes, it's that time. This is my last Nifty News ever. I have no idea what to do with myself.
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So this is it - my last piece for the Nexus as your resident whiny Englishman. And as always, I'm going to be honest with you: As much as I love my country, I do not want to go back home.
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If I could pick up a strong wireless signal anywhere in the world, I would be a happy camper. I think it's a bit disgraceful that there isn't more Wi-Fi available on campus.
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There are about a hundred drivers that will pick your drunk ass up from State Street and get you safely home any day, any time. From the cab companies to Bill's Bus, we in Santa Barbara are spoiled wi...
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David Cook won American Idol! Thank goodness. If that 12-year-old pathetic excuse for a singer
To the four of you reading this; thank you for taking time out to look at my drivel. Changing up my usual humorous take on American life, I feel I have to play a serious note this week by addressing s...
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Um, you guys, I have some really bad news. I didn't win hottest college girl 2008. Damn it!
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Whoever came up with the phrase, "One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor," knew what he/she was talking about. Tequila is an evil alcoholic beverage and can get the best of you if you're not c...
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“dusty rusty crusty musty ass california hills”
“frowning in plaid (haunted radios, bird bones + anthropomorphized wind)”
“warming my hands on bridges i’ve burnt”
“songs that make me see god”
“My Playlist #236”
“classy wine moment and intellectual conversation”
“90s heroin chic model off duty”
“tweet tweet bird emoji map emoji”
“not my circus, not my monkeys”
“a grave is probably cheaper than an apartment”
“ATE THESE BITCHES LEFT NO CRUMBS / DID IT IN DESIGNER PUMPS”
