Turds and Tulips

March 4, 2005 by

Jagged, painful turds to the police for trying to end decades of biker rule with a ticket-happy crackdown. Safe, dry tulips to the local groups and establishments that contributed aid money for tsunam...
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Martha’s Baked Honey Mustard Plover

March 4, 2005 by

Uh oh. Martha is back on the streets again, free to inflict her domestically perfect lifestyle and recipes upon us all.
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All Bets Are On

March 4, 2005 by

From left to right, freshman Mackenzie Mee-Lee, junior Joshua Spertell, sophomore Ryan Mock, senior David Eghbali, junior Hamid Tahsildoost and junior Tony DiNoto gather around the table for a round o...
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Cyber Castaways

March 3, 2005 by

I recently read some poll results - either that or I'm making it up - that said most Americans, if they could take one thing with them to a desert island, would bring the Internet.
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It’s Raining, It’s Pouring

March 3, 2005 by


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UC Briefs: March 3, 2005

March 3, 2005 by

An international student at UC Berkeley is in a coma after his car was hit by another car involved in a police chase for suspected drug activity.
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March 3 – March 10, 2005

March 3, 2005 by

Boasting an all-star lineup, Red Gun Radar makes a pit stop today in Storke Plaza. The band, which is comprised of both Finch and Guttermouth alumni, is currently touring with Home Grown and Unwritten...
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Lions and Tigers and Ligers, Oh My

March 2, 2005 by

A "liger" - the combination of a lion and tiger - is a real thing and is, according to the director of conservation at the Minnesota Zoo, "the production of freaks by people who have freaky minds."
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Whiter Shade of Lame

March 1, 2005 by

Today I saw a commercial advertising a revolutionary(!) teeth-whitening product that can make your teeth
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Cops and Robbers

March 1, 2005 by


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Weather for Dummies

February 28, 2005 by

I discovered recently that the "... for Dummies" books are now available in VHS and DVD. Apparently, "Dummies" books are too smart for some people; they need the movie version instead.
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Here, Kitty, Kitty

February 28, 2005 by


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A Party Is Due

February 25, 2005 by

On this day in history: Lieutenant Governor Hamilton engages to deliver up to Col. Clarke, Fort Sackville as it is at present with all the stores, ammunition, & provision &c. &c...
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Like Vintage Wine

February 24, 2005 by

Today I was in a lecture given by some guy, and these 80-year-old ladies next to me thought the guy was named "Richard Hickey."
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February 24- March 3, 2005

February 24, 2005 by

Tonight, the MultiCultural Center's Student Series continues with "Society: A Mixture of Cultures" with Teatro Sabroso Delicioso. The presentation will consist of a series of comical plays about indiv...
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