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November 12, 2003

Strategery Is an Important Part of Governizing

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Arnold hired a new press secretary, a woman named Thompson. Apparently she worked on Gee-Dub Bush's campaign as well. Strange hiring, I thought. Arnold seemed to have the avoiding questions routine mastered.

November 12, 2003

Thunderbolt and Lightning, Very, Very Frightening

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November 10, 2003

On the Road

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The weatherhuman is writing from the road, somewhere in the blackness between Vegas and Baker. It's going to be a long drive for the 'human and associates. Three days of blasting the mind with chemicals, natural and othe...

November 10, 2003

Rollin’, Rollin’, Rollin’

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November 7, 2003

Go Home

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The weatherhuman is on vacation in Las Vegas. Filling in today is its attorney and personal physician, Dr. Lazlo von Zonkerstein. As the weatherhuman's attorney I advise anyone who reads this to stand up and go home.

November 7, 2003

Zen Hot Line

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Breathe in. Breathe out. This is life. Especially if you've got a pipe in your mouth. It's also an enlightening practice between sips. We at the Hot Line understand that sometimes it can be hard to summon such patience.

November 7, 2003

Mirror, Mirror on the Pond

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November 7, 2003

November 6 – November 13, 2003

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Running is great for physical health, but the Marathon Monks run up to 52 miles a day as part of their spiritual search.

November 7, 2003

KCSB Top Ten

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November 6, 2003

Substitute ‘Humans

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The weatherhuman will be out of the office the next two days. But I am never too far away. Crack a bottle of whiskey and I am there. Throw dice against the wall and hear my voice. Pass out under a hot sun and feel my emb...

November 6, 2003

Playing the Piper

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November 5, 2003

You’re the Only One, Baby – ‘Til Next Month

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I got paid yesterday. I leave for Vegas tomorrow. It was nice knowing you, Paycheck. Pity we couldn't be together a little bit longer. But hey, we should have a fun time this weekend, huh?

November 4, 2003

Hold the Phone

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Someone on campus gave the 'human an ugly look because she was standing next to me using a hands-free phone and I asked if she was talking to me.

November 4, 2003

Gettin’ Dirty

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Despite the rain-soaked grass, UCSB's men's lacrosse team practices on Harder Stadium field. This year, the team replaced its head coach Scott DeMonte with Mike Allan, who previously coached the team at UCLA. The Pit wil...

November 3, 2003

That Was a Lot of Money Back Then

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Things are never how they appear on Halloween. My companion at an exclusive downtown bar amazed me with their ability to keep up for hours with my rare weatherhuman dance attack.

November 3, 2003

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"I'm sorry, I didn't know you were cops," Steve told the officers, who noted in their report that they were in full uniform and shouting "sheriff's department" as they moved though the crowd.