Staff

November 20, 2003

November 20, 2003 – November 26, 2003

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If African art and eclectic American pop-culture inspired sculpture seem like they could never co-exist harmoniously, then you better see this to believe it. Local artist, Peter Cole's textual and detailed sculptures are...

November 19, 2003

Full of Myself

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Correction: On Nov. 19, the weatherhuman did not want to write the weather. The weatherhuman, in fact, wanted to go home. And since the weatherhuman is anonymous, and therefore, cannot be fired...

November 19, 2003

Eternal Sunshine Isn’t Something to Whine About

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My oceanography teacher stated an interesting opinion that most of you weather-spoiled Southern Californians could associate with. He said, "Santa Barbara must be the coldest warm place I have ever lived."

November 19, 2003

Make Like a Tree

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November 18, 2003

No to Idiots with Opinions

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The weatherhuman has a long history of bitching about the graffiti that appears around campus. Here I go again.

November 18, 2003

Sail Away, Sail Away, Sail Away

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November 17, 2003

Wait ‘Til You Get There

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I read that a couple dozen Iowa National Guard troops tried to avoid being shipped to Iraq by taking illegal drugs prior to drug tests the night before deployment - and got sent anyway. Talk about a bad trip.

November 14, 2003

Big Mistake

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Halloween in Isla Vista: The party is over. Seriously, this time. It was 15 days ago. But that only brings next year's festivities 15 days closer. Planning can never start too early. Planning can never start too early. T...

November 14, 2003

Cop Out

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Well, the 'human went and got shitfaced before coming up with today's column. Now I'm staring at the roof of this goddamned cave, trying to think, like I have so many times before.

November 14, 2003

Purple Hot Line

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Being purple must suck. As valid as the other five-sixths of the spectrum, it gets the regularly shaft nontheless. Being split into indigo and violet, for example - totally lame.

November 14, 2003

Santa Barbara Begins Season Against Toreros

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The Gauchos host the University of San Diego on Saturday at 1 p.m. at the Thunderdome in the first round of the Preseason Women's National Invitational Tournament.

November 14, 2003

Lost Soles

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November 13, 2003

Take a Bite Out of It

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Our best hoops player went down with an injury - damn our luck. Just another blow for the athletics department, who, due to some organizational error, have forgotten to schedule games for the football team for over a dec...

November 13, 2003

County Briefs: November 13, 2003

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Citizens for County Organization (CFCO) submitted 30,000 signatures to the county clerk assessor Wednesday. The group has been petitioning for over a year to put a measure on the 2006 ballot that would, if passed, split ...

November 13, 2003

November 13, 2003 – November 19, 2003

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Getting paid to travel around the country, get drunk and mingle with the people was once only a dream job until Comedy Central's late-night show "Insomniac" came around and turned fantasy into reality.

November 13, 2003