Our best hoops player went down with an injury – damn our luck. Just another blow for the athletics department, who, due to some organizational error, have forgotten to schedule games for the football team for over a decade.

At least the school Drinking team is in top form. I watched them practice yesterday. There is only one injury to report, a result of a poor coaching decision I think. After star pounder Rambling Fullgut finished a Jack bottle from the top of the label, the coach screamed, “Take a bite out of it!”

Thursday’s forecast: Don’t scream “Take a bite out of it!” to a man laying on the ground with his face less than six inches from your ankle.