Think!

January 29, 2008 by Staff

Google Immortalizes News

January 28, 2008 by Staff

Decades ago, today's newspaper would merely become tomorrow's birdcage lining. However, with the dawn of the digital age, that birdcage has become the Internet, and Petey the Parakeet is now Google th...
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Four Lives Left

January 28, 2008 by Staff

A kitten survived a plane trip halfway across the country after accidentally ending up in a suitcase. I'm extremely disturbed by this story, but not for the reasons you might think. Most people are pr...
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Tell Me Something Good

January 28, 2008 by Staff

Don’t know where the Athletic Department found this guy, but man, what a sexy baritone that volleyball PA announcer had on Saturday. I think Cubby might have some competition. No…Body̷...
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Comics

January 25, 2008 by Staff

The Dark Side of the Nexus

January 25, 2008 by Staff

I can’t help but be amused by the fact that yesterday’s Nexus opinion page ran a story about how to beat drug tests on the very same page as James Baron’s letter to the editor compla...
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Frequently Asked Questions

January 25, 2008 by Staff

How often does the Daily Nexus print? The newspaper comes out Monday through Friday during the regular school year except on university holidays. The Nexus publishes only twice during Dead Week and on...
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“Thank you for calling the Thunderdome.”

January 25, 2008 by Staff

The QB hates covering tough Gaucho losses, but it sure beats answering the phone at the Thunderdome. It must suck to inform other schools of our growing deficit every five minutes.
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Plan-a-Rama

January 25, 2008 by Staff

Brooklyn Bang Dance

January 24, 2008 by Staff

Dear Weatherprofessors, Due to the unusual amount of rain, I will not be attending classes until further notice. I realize that my absence will be missed, particularly in my [class name removed by edi...
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Think!

January 24, 2008 by Staff

Boob Tube

January 24, 2008 by Staff

Leggy blonde Maria Sharapova will either play leggy dirty blonde Daniella Hantuchova or leggy brunette Ana Ivanovic in the Aussie Open final. Who needs late night porn when you’ve got tennis?!?
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The Lineup Week of 1/24/08

January 24, 2008 by Staff

1. Bored with the same old stock board games? Well, grab your Get Out of Jail Free" card and head over to www.hasbro.com/games/en_GB/kid-games/monopoly, where you can vote for your favorite cities to ...
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Seasoned Surprise

January 23, 2008 by Staff

I went to Jack in the Box for dinner last night, and what did I find in my seasoned curlies? Not one, but TWO regular fries! This is absolutely the best thing that can happen during a meal. If you ord...
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