This past August, I moved into a house with three other girls I had never met. Wanting to make new friends as an entering transfer student at UCSB, I reluctantly answered a "roommate wanted" poster ta...
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You know, Zac Gates, your most recent column ("Good Sense Hinders Ability to Obamasm," Daily Nexus, Feb. 26) really takes me back to my freshman year. Conservative leanings, taking everything at face ...
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The state of California filed suit against the United States Forest Service yesterday over federal plans that would allow road construction and oil drilling in some of the state's largest national for...
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The Nexus sports crew knows how to make it rain, but it’s hard to tell what side we’re taking in the Mayweather vs. Big Show bout. We’re guessing Floyd just buries him in a truckload...
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Color me unsurprised at the news that former television whorebag Mischa Barton was charged with four misdemeanors on Tuesday, including DUI and possession of marijuana.
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Michael Jackson's amusement park themed-home, Neverland Ranch, will go up for sale at a public auction next month unless the singer can pay the over-$24 million he owes on the property.
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How cool is it that Jim Rome called ESS Professor Al Ferrer a "college baseball icon" on his national T.V. show yesterday? I'm guessing the waiting list for Sports Management just got a whole lot long...
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There was an Australian guy standing behind me in line at Subway yesterday, and as I stood there debating the merits of ordering tuna at a fast food restaurant, I couldn't help but become extremely je...
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Tonight at 5, a group of protesters from the Feb. 12 anti-war demonstration will approach the Associated Students Legislative Council in the Flying A Room in the UCen to discuss what they allege was t...
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Spring Quarter is fast approaching, and I'm excited. I love springtime because everyone remembers how fun it is to be outside in the sun. Every day, the beach is filled with sun-kissed bodies and a fe...
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The other night, my roommates and I were sitting around, drinking wine and talking about standard girl stuff -- you know, saying mean things about girls we don't know just because they're pretty -- wh...
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This Tuesday and Wednesday mark the second UCSB Bike Gripe of the year, put on by Associated Students Bicycle Improvements Keep Everybody Safe, where students will have a great opportunity to alter th...
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Ends on ‘good terms’ but is blocked on Instagram
Slow fade
Ghosting them on a random Monday
“It’s not you, it’s me”
Drunk Uber “we need to talk” voice memo
Presents a notes app pros and cons list
Asks to still be friends
Drops their stuff off, never speaks to them again
Texts “this isn’t working” then posts from another country
“It’s not me, it’s you”
Tells them they need to focus on Econ 10A
Delivers a hand-written letter to their mom
