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February 29, 2008

Weather Monologues

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A woman who teaches DUI rehab classes in Florida was pulled over on Monday and arrested for… wait for it, wait for it… DRIVING UNDER THE INFLUENCE! Only in America, baby! I can’t believe I’m writi...

February 29, 2008

Comics

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February 29, 2008

Students Receive Warning of Threat Via Alert System

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A campuswide alert was issued last night when police became aware of a threatening e-mail delivered to a UCSB chemistry professor.

February 29, 2008

Gaucho Remembers Denison With Love and Admiration

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This past August, I moved into a house with three other girls I had never met. Wanting to make new friends as an entering transfer student at UCSB, I reluctantly answered a "roommate wanted" poster taped to the women's b...

February 29, 2008

We Be Jammin’

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February 29, 2008

Attack on Obama Devotees Sickens Recovering Neocon

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You know, Zac Gates, your most recent column ("Good Sense Hinders Ability to Obamasm," Daily Nexus, Feb. 26) really takes me back to my freshman year. Conservative leanings, taking everything at face value, never questio...

February 29, 2008

CA Objects to Forest Policy Violations

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The state of California filed suit against the United States Forest Service yesterday over federal plans that would allow road construction and oil drilling in some of the state's largest national forests, including Los ...

February 29, 2008

It Keeps Going and Going and Going…

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February 29, 2008

Not Taking Sides

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The Nexus sports crew knows how to make it rain, but it’s hard to tell what side we’re taking in the Mayweather vs. Big Show bout. We’re guessing Floyd just buries him in a truckload of Benjamins.

February 28, 2008

“Julie Cooper’s Gonna Be Pissed…”

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Color me unsurprised at the news that former television whorebag Mischa Barton was charged with four misdemeanors on Tuesday, including DUI and possession of marijuana.

February 28, 2008

Michael Jackson’s Unpaid Loans May Result in Auctioned House

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Michael Jackson's amusement park themed-home, Neverland Ranch, will go up for sale at a public auction next month unless the singer can pay the over-$24 million he owes on the property.

February 28, 2008

Waiting List

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How cool is it that Jim Rome called ESS Professor Al Ferrer a "college baseball icon" on his national T.V. show yesterday? I'm guessing the waiting list for Sports Management just got a whole lot longer.

February 28, 2008

Think!

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February 27, 2008

War Protesters Miss Message of Peace

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Tonight at 5, a group of protesters from the Feb. 12 anti-war demonstration will approach the Associated Students Legislative Council in the Flying A Room in the UCen to discuss what they allege was the use of excessive ...

February 27, 2008

Maybe the Dingo Ate Your Baby

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There was an Australian guy standing behind me in line at Subway yesterday, and as I stood there debating the merits of ordering tuna at a fast food restaurant, I couldn't help but become extremely jealous of this dude's...

February 27, 2008

Study Hall Gives 50 Reasons To Drink

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Spring Quarter is fast approaching, and I'm excited. I love springtime because everyone remembers how fun it is to be outside in the sun. Every day, the beach is filled with sun-kissed bodies and a few brews. The high en...