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February 27, 2008

Texting Trumps Bedtime Booty Call

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The other night, my roommates and I were sitting around, drinking wine and talking about standard girl stuff -- you know, saying mean things about girls we don't know just because they're pretty -- when we heard the soun...

February 27, 2008

A.S. Bike Path Improvements Depend on Students’ Input

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This Tuesday and Wednesday mark the second UCSB Bike Gripe of the year, put on by Associated Students Bicycle Improvements Keep Everybody Safe, where students will have a great opportunity to alter the course of bicycle ...

February 27, 2008

Bigfoot!

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Congrats, Warrior fans. Yao’s giant foot just guaranteed your team a place in the playoffs. Too bad Kobe and Co. will sweep through the 1 vs. 8 series.

February 27, 2008

Police Blotter

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Steak, Guacamole and a Deadly Weapon, Please Saturday, Feb. 23, 4:33 a.m. — Officers stationed at the Isla Vista Foot Patrol office received an early-morning call concerning a man “passed out drunk” in ...

February 26, 2008

Armchair QB

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How can a NHL player get a DUI? Those guys are so hardcore, they can pound a handle of just about anything and still skate like a fairy.

February 26, 2008

Think!

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February 25, 2008

Freeballing

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A British man was jailed for five days last week after getting caught urinating on one of Latvia's most treasured monuments, the ironically named Freedom Monument.

February 25, 2008

Think

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February 25, 2008

Eye in the Sky

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February 25, 2008

Are We There Yet?

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February 25, 2008

More Like Miniature Gold

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Tiger Woods has won six of his last seven PGA Tour events, but lets see him match the QB’s streak of 12 straight wins on the Bay Area Under-17 Miniature Golf Tour. That’s one record that’s never going t...

February 22, 2008

Comics

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February 22, 2008

Cyclists Race in SB to Combat Cancer

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The sixth stage of the third annual Amgen Tour of California will arrive in Santa Barbara tomorrow morning, bringing with it 131 professional cyclists and sponsored relief for cancer patients.

February 22, 2008

Duck Hunt

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R.I.P to the duck that dropped dead right outside the Nexus office two nights ago and lay there awkwardly for almost 24 hours before being picked up by a man who I can only hope worked for janitorial services.

February 22, 2008

Troops Abroad Merit More Support on the Home Front

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In response to the column by Zac Gates, ("Stance on War Should Not Sway Support Away From Troops," Daily Nexus, Feb. 20) let me say I sincerely agree with his message of stronger support for our troops abroad.

February 22, 2008

Open People’s Party Opens Door to Willing Students

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The Open People's Party was created in the spring of 2006 as an alternative to the one-sided, inefficient student government. From the start, OPP has made positive changes directly affecting students. We give more studen...