A British man was jailed for five days last week after getting caught urinating on one of Latvia’s most treasured monuments, the ironically named Freedom Monument. Don’t see how you can name something after freedom and then arrest people for freeing their genitals in front of it, but this probably isn’t the time or the place to get into a pissing match with Latvians over their laws. See what I did there: pissing match. Effing brilliant.
(Cause it’s a story about urination! Ha! Oh ‘human…)
Monday’s Forecast: If peeing on monuments is illegal, consider me O.J. Simpson.