Color me unsurprised at the news that former television whorebag Mischa Barton was charged with four misdemeanors on Tuesday, including DUI and possession of marijuana. Apparently Ryan Atwood wasn’t around to save her when she got pulled over and arrested in late December. Oh well, with Sandy Cohen on her side, there’s no way she’ll see any serious punishment for her crimes. I can only hope that this incident inspires her to straighten out her life and stay away from the old gang, especially the Atwood brothers. I’d hate to see her shoot someone again.

Thursday’s Forecast: “Mmm what you say? Mm that you only meant well? Well of course you did. Mmm what you say?” (Free copy of the Nexus to whoever understands today’s forecast!)