McGolf
Thanks, Tiger. You and your freaking knee give me no incentive to watch golf until June. At least the NHL Playoffs are just heating up...yawn.
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A.S. Endorsement: Student Advocate General
Scott McDonald runs unopposed, but nonetheless brings many admirable qualities to the table as a candidate for student advocate general.
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A.S. Endorsement: External Vice President of Statewide Affairs
With a strong background in leadership, current RHA President Corey Huber will make an effective and efficient external vice president of statewide affairs.
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A.S. Endorsement: External Vice President of Local Affairs
Underneath her friendly, easygoing exterior, Liz Buda is almost overqualified for the external vice president of local affairs position.
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Reaffirmations
University Children’s Center Support Fee The University Children’s Center Support Fee helps student families pay for childcare, as well as helps subsidize the Orfalea Family Children’...
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Nexus Quickies
The UCSB Faculty Research Lectureship honored David Awschalom as the 2008 Faculty Research Lecturer, the highest honor presented to professors campuswide.
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What’s In a Name?
Students, beware! If you are an active member of the UCSB community, you might want to reconsider your involvement in any campus club or organization. It might make you popular or, even worse, cause y...
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Armchair QB
The QB wants to meet the dude that buried a David Ortiz jersey in the new Yankee Stadium. The fact that the Yanks might press charges proves they are the biggest jerks in baseball.
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Featured Comic
Please Don’t Try to Bike Over the Hump Pls
Labyrinth: Grades Search
Aries
March 21 - April 19
Ends on ‘good terms’ but is blocked on Instagram
Taurus
April 20 - May 20
Slow fade
Gemini
May 21 - June 20
Ghosting them on a random Monday
Cancer
June 21 - July 22
“It’s not you, it’s me”
Leo
July 23 - August 22
Drunk Uber “we need to talk” voice memo
Virgo
August 23 - September 22
Presents a notes app pros and cons list
Libra
September 23 - October 22
Asks to still be friends
Scorpio
October 23 - November 21
Drops their stuff off, never speaks to them again
Sagittarius
November 22 - December 21
Texts “this isn’t working” then posts from another country
Capricorn
December 22 - January 19
“It’s not me, it’s you”
Aquarius
January 20 - February 18
Tells them they need to focus on Econ 10A
Pisces
February 19 - March 20
Delivers a hand-written letter to their mom
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