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April 9, 2008

Underhand Throw

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If he had any sort of sense of humor, Bill Buckner would’ve thrown the ball under the catchers leg during the ceremonial first pitch at Fenway yesterday.

April 9, 2008

Think!

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April 8, 2008

Jayhawk Down!

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Did you see that shot? But the QB is kind of glad the tourney is over, because he would have killed the next person to say “Rock Chalk Jayhawk”

April 7, 2008

Damn It Natty

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April 7, 2008

Think!

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April 7, 2008

Armchair QB

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Memphis guard Derrick Rose missed the National Championship media sessions this weekend due to stomach problems. Sounds like someone ate dinner at Little Asia on Friday night…

April 4, 2008

Comics!

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April 4, 2008

Penny for my Thoughts

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I’ve finally found a politician I can get behind. Nope, not Obama; I lost all respect for him when I found out he bowled a 37 (seriously pathetic, even a retarded toddler could break 40). Instead I’ve decided...

April 4, 2008

Oil Spills Influence Nava’s Proposals

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In response to Greka Oil & Gas Inc.'s recent slew of oil spills, 35th District Assemblyman Pedro Nava is set to propose two legislative measures today, both aimed at protecting the community and the environment from land...

April 4, 2008

Drink

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April 4, 2008

Adieu, adieu

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We’ll miss the wins, the candor and the humor. But most of all, we’ll miss the mustache. Coach French, you were truly one of a kind, and from a media standpoint, there’s no way you can ever be replaced.

April 3, 2008

They Tell Me It’s Not a Recession

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According to The New York Times, major retail stores like Best Buy, Circuit City and Home Depot are more open to "haggling" with customers because of low prices on the Internet and a sluggish economy. There's a joke in t...

April 3, 2008

Vandenberg AFB Sends Warhead on Trial Flight

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An intercontinental ballistic missile was launched from Vandenberg Air Force Base early yesterday morning in a test of the weapon system's accuracy and reliability.

April 3, 2008

Think!

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April 3, 2008

South Central

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Looks like things are returning to normal in Cincy with Chad Henry’s chucking beer bottles around. Carson Palmer feels right at home after his days in lovely South Central.

April 2, 2008

Never Gonna Get This Song Out of My Head

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After overhearing a complete moron tell his friend that the Weather wasn't funny yesterday, I couldn't help but be amazed at how many people forget about April Fools Day each year.