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April 2, 2008

The Rookie

By Staff

Nice to see that yesterday’s Giants’ starting lineup featured six guys over 30 years old, followed by a couple of infielders who don’t belong in the majors. Youth movement, my ass.

April 2, 2008

Think!

By Staff

April 1, 2008

All The Important Gaucho Shit You Missed While Watching a Donkey Show in Tijuana

By Staff

Two weeks after fellow senior Alex Harris won the Big West Co-Player of the Year award, forward Nedim Pajevic received a far more prestigious honor when the NCAA, in partnership with Gillette, named him the 18th recipien...

April 1, 2008

Weather

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This article appeared as part of the Nexus’ April Fools’ edition. Tuesday’s Forecast: Partly cloudy, with a high of 62 degrees and a low of 45.

April 1, 2008

Turds and Tulips

By Staff

Sprightly, adventurous tulips to the Gaucho who rock climbed up Storke Tower. You didn't leave us hanging for a moment, as you explained how to belay without ropes.

April 1, 2008

Armchair QB

By Staff

This article appeared as part of the Nexus’ April Fools’ edition. Armchair QB: QB 1: Hey quick, tell me a joke. QB2: Title IX

April 1, 2008

LOLCATz… RawRRR

By Staff

made u a cookie," Fluffy said. "But I eated it."

April 1, 2008

Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto

By Staff

This photo appeared as part of the Nexus’ April Fools’ edition.

March 31, 2008

Court Increases Bail in Response to E-mail Threat

By Staff

After reading the allegedly threatening e-mail sent to a campus professor last month, one local judge has increased the bail of a former UCSB student by $230,000.

March 31, 2008

Friends Fly Miserably

By Staff

Since those of us who aren’t poor just spent the week traveling, let’s focus on the biggest scam in travel these days: Southwest Airlines’ policy of open seating. It’s a complete madhouse. People ...

March 31, 2008

Yudof to Take Over as UC President Following Five Years of Dynes’ Leadership

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The University of California Board of Regents unanimously voted to appoint Mark G. Yudof as the next UC President on March 27.

March 31, 2008

Flashdance

By Staff

The UCSB women’s basketball team gathers around the Big West Tournament trophy after the Gauchos defeated UC Davis 74-59 in the championship game on March 15 in Anaheim. After winning the program’s 12th Big W...

March 31, 2008

News Briefs from the 805

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Teen Dies of Rabies in Santa Maria Emergency Room A 16 year old died from exposure to the rabies virus in Santa Maria on March 18, marking the first known case of human rabies in Santa Barbara County since 1927, accordin...

March 31, 2008

Armchair QB

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The QB’s still hurtin’ a little from UCSB’s early Big West exit, but picking the Final Four correctly heals all wounds. It takes a real genius to pick all four #1 seeds, or a real moron. You decide. Eit...

March 10, 2008

Comics

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March 10, 2008

Staff Editorial: Turds and Tulips

By Staff

Bright, presidential tulips to Hillary Clinton for taking the time to speak at UCSB before Super Tuesday. We wish we could have shown you Del Playa Drive.