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April 23, 2008

Stories From the Files of the Isla Vista Foot Patrol

By Staff

Bowling for Bicycles Fri., April 18, 2:08 a.m. - Officers patrolling the 6600 block of Del Playa Dr. were alerted to a public disturbance at an ocean-side party.

April 22, 2008

Bring In Spring

By Staff

April 22, 2008

Missed Connection

By Staff

I’ m more than a little creeped out by the missed connection about someone at the Nexus. At first, I thought it was about me. After all, I am an insightful and amazing writer, and yes, I am indeed cuter than two pa...

April 22, 2008

Hot Mess

By Staff

Dear Facilities Staff...

April 22, 2008

Limits, Taxes on Wheat Increase; SB Prices Rise

By Staff

Local restaurants and on-campus eateries are feeling the crunch from growing grain prices and, as a result, many are being forced to pass the cost onto consumers.

April 22, 2008

Tubular

By Staff

April 21, 2008

Really Bad Trip

By Staff

Did you have a nice, peaceful day yesterday? Did you reflect on the meaning of life, and your purpose on Earth? Did you eat a whole bag of Cooler Ranch Doritos? Did you watch Half Baked? Did you go to Freebirds last nigh...

April 21, 2008

Letters Addressing MSA Ignore Ironic U.S. Policy

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Editor, Daily Nexus, Two letters appeared in Friday's paper addressing the Muslim Student Association ("Potential Dangers of MSA Threaten Their Credibility" and "MSA Hesitates to Distance Itself From Islamic Fascism," D...

April 21, 2008

Offensive Letters Unjustly Generalize Islamic Community

By Staff

Editor, Daily Nexus, We're five years into a war sold on blood and bullshit, and some people still have no fucking tact. The two letters published concerning the Muslim Student Association's jihadist ties in Friday's pa...

April 21, 2008

Armchair QB

By Staff

No need for panic after Detroit lost game one to Philly. I mean, is anyone out there really surprised that Sheed's squad lost a game on 4-20? They'll be fine once the smoke clears.

April 18, 2008

Comics

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April 18, 2008

‘Human 08

By Staff

Yes fans, the rumors are true. I, the Weatherhuman, am officially throwing my hat into the ring in the race to be your next A.S. president. I don’t exactly know how the election rules work, but I’m assuming t...

April 18, 2008

Blotter

By Staff

One Thing Leads to Another Sat., April 12, 12:12 a.m. - A man strolling the 6600 block of Del Playa Drive attracted the attention of the Isla Vista Foot Patrol when he was spotted carrying everyone's favorite police beac...

April 18, 2008