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April 25, 2008

Sniped

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It's good to see the government eschewing the star treatment and sniping Wesley Snipes for tax evasion, a charge that will send him to prison for three years.

April 25, 2008

SB Canine Licensing Deadline Nears

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For those who have the pleasure of being greeted by man's best friend every time they walk through their front door, the time to license dogs - without incurring late fees - is rapidly running out.

April 25, 2008

Think

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April 25, 2008

We Will Always Remember

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April 25, 2008

Txting OmGs!!!1

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If disgraced former Indiana coach Kelvin Sampson is serious about taking an assistant coaching job with the Bucks, he should probably find a phone that lets him send illegal texts in Chinese. Yi is waiting.

April 24, 2008

NBA Eastern Conference Playoff Picks

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The Celtics will cruise through the NBA's designated B League not because of their storied history or because everyone wants a Los Angeles-Boston final, no sir. Boston will win because of logic any grade-schooler playing...

April 24, 2008

O.P.P Misconduct Ends in Dismissal of Two Candidates

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Following an endorsement issued in a UCSB Rec Sports newsletter, two candidates running for positions on the Associated Students Legislative Council were disqualified from the race last night.

April 24, 2008

Automated Toilets Suck

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Has anyone ever figured out why the illegal immigrants at car washes are so happy all the time? I mean they're singing, dancing and laughing the entire time, even though they're doing hard manual labor for spoiled Americ...

April 24, 2008

Power of the Press

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The best part about the power of the press is that it doesn't really matter if you're good or not, because people believe anything they read. With that in mind, congratulations to the Bad News Beers for their 17-0 IM sof...

April 24, 2008

Accounting Team Wins Prize Money in Contest

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A team of future accountants from UCSB earned second place and $15,000 in a national audit competition held last week in New York City. The contest, sponsored by KPMG - an international company that provides audit, tax ...

April 24, 2008

The Lineup

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1. Renowned director Julian Schnabel garnered international acclaim for his recent hit "The Diving Bell and the Butterfly." See the film about what happens when the editor-in-chief of French Elle has to deal with the aft...

April 24, 2008

County Harvests Benefits of Agriculture Industry

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For the second year straight, Santa Barbara County's bounty of agricultural products raked in over $1 billion in 2007. Agriculture remained the county's dominant producing industry last year, with a gross production val...

April 23, 2008

Help! That Man Just Stole My Penis

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According to Reuters - a reputable news outlet I might add - police in Congo arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink penises.

April 23, 2008

Yoga Yourself

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People of all ages sit and stretch in a weekly bilingual yoga class at St. Michael's University Church.

April 23, 2008

Nice Jammies

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Does anyone else out there feel like Mel Kiper Jr. and Todd McShay are dangerously close to throwing down? This should add some spice to the QB's traditional NFL Draft Pajama Party.

April 23, 2008