For the second year straight, Santa Barbara County's bounty of agricultural products raked in over $1 billion in 2007.
Agriculture remained the county's dominant producing industry last year, with a ...
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According to Reuters - a reputable news outlet I might add - police in Congo arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink penises.
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People of all ages sit and stretch in a weekly bilingual yoga class at St. Michael's University Church.
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Does anyone else out there feel like Mel Kiper Jr. and Todd McShay are dangerously close to throwing down? This should add some spice to the QB's traditional NFL Draft Pajama Party.
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Bowling for Bicycles
Fri., April 18, 2:08 a.m. - Officers patrolling the 6600 block of Del Playa Dr. were alerted to a public disturbance at an ocean-side party.
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I’ m more than a little creeped out by the missed connection about someone at the Nexus. At first, I thought it was about me. After all, I am an insightful and amazing writer, and yes, I am inde...
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Local restaurants and on-campus eateries are feeling the crunch from growing grain prices and, as a result, many are being forced to pass the cost onto consumers.
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Did you have a nice, peaceful day yesterday? Did you reflect on the meaning of life, and your purpose on Earth? Did you eat a whole bag of Cooler Ranch Doritos? Did you watch Half Baked? Did you go to...
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Editor, Daily Nexus,
Two letters appeared in Friday's paper addressing the Muslim Student Association ("Potential Dangers of MSA Threaten Their Credibility" and "MSA Hesitates to Distance Itse...
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Editor, Daily Nexus,
We're five years into a war sold on blood and bullshit, and some people still have no fucking tact. The two letters published concerning the Muslim Student Association's j...
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No need for panic after Detroit lost game one to Philly. I mean, is anyone out there really surprised that Sheed's squad lost a game on 4-20? They'll be fine once the smoke clears.
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Ends on ‘good terms’ but is blocked on Instagram
Slow fade
Ghosting them on a random Monday
“It’s not you, it’s me”
Drunk Uber “we need to talk” voice memo
Presents a notes app pros and cons list
Asks to still be friends
Drops their stuff off, never speaks to them again
Texts “this isn’t working” then posts from another country
“It’s not me, it’s you”
Tells them they need to focus on Econ 10A
Delivers a hand-written letter to their mom
