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October 3, 2008

Drink

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October 3, 2008

Really Cute.

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Sarah Palin was so cute in the debates last night. “Can I call ya Joe?” Awwww. You know what else is cute? Tiny cockapoo puppies taking a shit. Tomorrow’s weather: We’re fucked if this woman is al...

October 3, 2008

Avocado Gala To Entertain Tastebuds

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Featuring live music, contests and the world's largest vat of guacamole, the 22nd annual California Avocado Festival is expected to attract large crowds of produce enthusiasts this weekend.

October 3, 2008

DEA Arrests “Candystore” Suspect

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A UCSB student was arrested on Monday for his alleged involvement in an international drug-trafficking ring that shipped ecstasy, cocaine and marijuana between Canada and the United States.

October 3, 2008

It’s a Small World After All…

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Three years ago, Anthony Hislar was arrested after leading a high-speed chase through UCSB and Isla Vista.

October 2, 2008

Spanish Parties Try Triathelete

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Editor's note: You've stumbled upon our new column, Gauchos Abroad. Each week, a different student studying abroad in a different country will have a column sharing their worldly experiences. Olé!

October 1, 2008

Armchair QB

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Raiders owner Al Davis fired head coach Lane Kiffin on Tuesday. For those of you keeping score at home, that's four different coaches in six terrible years. The only constant is you, Al.

October 1, 2008

CHP Issues DUI to Actor

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Actress Heather Locklear was arrested on Saturday, Sept. 28 in Montecito for driving while under the influence of a controlled substance.

October 1, 2008

Representing the 23rd District

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September 30, 2008

Fatty Dolphins

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How do you guys like the Weather this week? Pretty random, eh? Sunny one day, foggy the next, with no real discernable pattern. That's mostly because I'm confused as hell right now. Why? Because even dolphins are going o...

September 30, 2008

Legends

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There's nothing better than Major League Baseball in October. With the feel-good Rays waiting for a White Sox/Twins playoff-for-the-playoffs, this is getting to be the stuff of legends.

September 30, 2008

Blotter

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Cliffhanger Sat. Sept. 27, 12:27 a.m. - A deputy was patrolling the 6600 block of Del Playa Drive when an intoxicated male stumbled directly into him. The deputy quickly deduced that the 19-year-old male was blind drunk...

September 29, 2008

Lion Sightings Call for Concern

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With mountain lion sightings on the rise, the U.S. Forest Service is warning hikers to beware.

September 29, 2008

Gun Violence Erupts on SB Street

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Shell castings and bloodstains littered the 400 block of De La Vina Street in Santa Barbara early Saturday morning after a gang-related incident escalated into gunfire.

September 29, 2008

Bills Aim to Trigger Economic Increase

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In the midst of discussions over the $700 billion bailout plan, Santa Barbara's local congresswoman, Lois Capps, voted for two bills that seek to spur economic development and create jobs.

September 26, 2008

15/Undecided/Kansas City

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There is a certain computer language etiquette that we all learned in high school because AIM convos were are the way to go when it comes to having serious discussions. You spell cool “kewl,” A/S/L means age,...