A shark in Virginia is reported to have had a “virgin birth.” The lady shark got preggers without doin’ it. Do you all realize what this means? I sure as hell don’t. Are we going to be sharks in our next life? Are sharks really the superior beings? Do sharks prefer gold, frankincense, mir or a bottle of whiskey?

Tomorrow’s forecast: Instead of the usual dead baby whale, a Great White nailed to a cross washes up at Sands beach.