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October 22, 2008

Armchair QB

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Mike Singletary is the new head coach of the 49ers, and he says the team from SF has "something special." Special is certainly one way to describe the 2-5 Niners.

October 22, 2008

Crime Report

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Sat., Oct. 18, 11:15 a.m. -- A 19-year-old male was arrested Saturday night for attempting to start a fight on the 6600 block of Del Playa Drive.

October 21, 2008

Vampire Revenge

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Two weeks before her wedding, a woman in Iowa was ordered by a judge to keep away from her fiancé after she was charged with domestic abuse. What'd she do, you ask? She bit him. Just clamped her teeth right onto his...

October 21, 2008

Blotter

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Sun., Oct 19, 3:55 a.m. - Deputies were dispatched to the field near the intersection of Camino Lindo and Del Playa Drive on reports of an intoxicated male passed out naked.

October 20, 2008

Wanted: Humor Columnist

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October 20, 2008

TPS Issues Halloween Permits

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Students seeking on-campus parking over Halloween weekend will now need to purchase permits as the deadline for free passes has ended.

October 20, 2008

Dash for Cash

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October 17, 2008

Police Blotter

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Sat., Oct. 11, 1:17 a.m. -- An officer on a uniformed foot patrol of the 6600 block of Del Playa Drive spotted a heavily intoxicated female being assisted by a male companion.

October 17, 2008

Armchair QB

By Staff

Really Rays? Really? A seven run lead doesn't do it for you? Honestly, if you let Boston pull the same shit on you that it did to the Indians last year, the QB will not be happy. He might even cry.

October 17, 2008

Pappas, Anyone?

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October 16, 2008

Ride ’em Cowboy

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October 15, 2008

Immaculate Conception

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A shark in Virginia is reported to have had a “virgin birth.” The lady shark got preggers without doin’ it. Do you all realize what this means? I sure as hell don’t. Are we going to be sharks in o...

October 15, 2008

Armchair QB

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Did you see that crazy fight that broke out at Talladega the other day? The QB would totally talk about it, except that NASCAR has no place on a sports page ever.

October 15, 2008

Hot, Breezy Days Increase Fire Risk

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With high temperatures, strong Santa Ana winds and low humidity levels creating a perfect storm of conditions for brushfires around Santa Barbara County, local firefighters are increasing their forces and preparing for t...

October 14, 2008

Step Inside the Editorial Room

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“Why did you run that horribly offensive ad? Why did you print that idiotic column? Why didn’t you publish my world-class submission?” We hear you and we understand your confusion and frustration. Allow...

October 14, 2008

Eat up, Fatty

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Richard Cooey, a resident of an Ohio state prison, recently appealed his death sentence for a double rape-murder of college students in 1986. Coey, who is 5'7 and weighs 267 pounds, argued that he is too obese to be put ...