Get Out of the Weatherpool

Everyone loves a good freak show. Yesterday, on my way to the office, I saw a clan of gifted souls engaged in some sort of sophisticated splashing display in the Reflection Pool.
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Feature Photo: Lady of the Lake

Senior dance major Alyssia Hook performs her final dance project in a wet suit, swim cap and goggles in the Reflecting Pool in Stork Plaza on Thursday afternoon.
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Feature Photo: Little Drummer Boys

Members of Kapatirang Pilipino Julius Sambajon and Josh Riturban perform Balangbang to approximately 400 people at the Lantern Festival on Thursday afternoon in Corwin Pavilion in culmination of Asian...
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It’s Alive … It’s Alive!!!!

Beware: The Weatherbook is coming.
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The Greenest Bush

"I want to thank you all for your very generous contributions so that my drive was only five minutes," Bush said.
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A Scientist’s Duty is to Explain, Not to Patronize

Why should one need an advanced degree in physics in order to ask a question at a press conference and receive respectful consideration?
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Don’t Believe Daily Nexus Writers – UCSB is Alright

Admittedly, after reading numerous Nexus articles regarding the new president's goals, I was beginning to doubt the way Associated Students would function next year.
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Petroleum Problem

Petroleum jelly is sick. Everyone knows it’s for lubricating a) your skin, or b) your baby-maker.
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Feature Photo: One Dildo at a Time

Sophomore psychology major Nancy Jones demonstrates condom application techniques at the Annual Safe Sex Fair on Tuesday afternoon in Storke Plaza.
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Lily-Livered Newspaper Hogties Speech

Recently, the Daily Nexus refused to publish an ad submitted by David Horowitz titled, "10 Reasons Reparations for Slavery is a Bad Idea - And Racist Too."
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A Thank You Note to Campus Groundskeepers

For want of a more direct way to express my gratitude, I would like to use this letter to thank the gardeners at UCSB for their incessant work on campus.
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Not Seeing Race Blinds You to Injustice, History

Continually, we see articles and commentary that support the racist construction of "color blindness."
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ABC – Almost as Bad as Ccccccccccccccc

A long time ago, the Weatherroomates and I decided not to get cable. In a normal town, we would get four semi-clear channels and two squiggily ones.
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Woman Disappears Camping

Lanora Sue Loyd, a 49-year-old Goleta resident, has been missing since Thursday, May 17, when she was last seen leaving the Upper Oso campground alone.
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Revoking SP-1: Choosing Color Before Capability

Have you heard about the UC Regents lifting the ban on Affirmative Action? Martin Luther King Jr. himself would be disgusted.
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