Staff

April 26, 2001

Women’s Water Polo Prepares for MPSF Championships

By Staff

The Gauchos (12-15 overall, 4-6 in the Mountain Pacific Sports Federation) have lost their last five games in a row, and they're praying for some shift in the winds to provide for smooth sailing this weekend.

April 26, 2001

Landlords Want Goleta to Exclude I.V. From City

By Staff

It looks like Venoco, the big oil giant, will be included in the city of Goleta. It will be very easy for Venoco to pour money into Goleta City Council campaigns and advance its own interests.

April 26, 2001

Head of UC Outreach Program Resigns After Academic Scandal

By Staff

Alex Saragoza, the head of the University of California's outreach program, resigned Tuesday after admitting to giving fraudulent grades to two former UC Berkeley football players.

April 26, 2001

No Bike Racks at Beach Leads to CSO Impounding

By Staff

Put in a bike rack for people who use the beach, and until that time, CSOs should not be cutting locks and leaving people stranded!

April 26, 2001

City Proposal To Receive Final Public Input

By Staff

The Local Agency Formation Commission will meet today at 5 p.m. to hear public testimony regarding the possible inclusion of Isla Vista in the Goleta cityhood proposal.

April 25, 2001

Weatherstealth

By Staff

For the past two nights, the Weatherposse and I have executed stealth missions (photos coming soon to the Nexus website) to erect my A.S. popularity contest signs all over campus.

April 25, 2001

Feature Photo: Looking To Hit a Winner

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The UCSB men's tennis team begins play in the Big West Tournament on Thursday at the Ojai Valley Athletic Club. Santa Barbara finished the regular season at 5-16, 1-3 in the Big West.

April 25, 2001

Lewd Acts of Five Men Terrorize Woman in I.V.

By Staff

My anger quickly turned to sheer rage when three of these males jumped on the front of my car and began licking my window, making obscene sexual gestures and banging their fists against my vehicle.

April 25, 2001

Feature Photo: Life Savers, T-shirts and Ballots: It Must Be Spring Elections

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Freshman electrical engineering major Omri Cohen, senior dramatic art major Matt Jower-Ho and junior sociology major Brian Barrios evaluate A.S. candidate information Tuesday in front of HSSB.

April 24, 2001

I’m the Coolest Kid in School

By Staff

All those other assheads running for A.S. president are apparently trying to turn this school-wide popularity contest into some kind of political election.

April 24, 2001

Road Rage

By Staff

A campus project choked to death in university red tape is certainly nothing new. However, sometimes the frustratingly slow pace of bureaucratic machinery manages to surpass all expectations. Case in point: the Broida Ex...

April 24, 2001