Today is the day … so is tomorrow.

All those other assheads running for A.S. president are apparently trying to turn this school-wide popularity contest into some kind of political election.

But we all know better.

Debates? Flyers? Your names on the ballot? What, do you think you are running for a real office or something?


You can’t influence popularity contests. They’re all about who you know.

I know 20,000 people.

Write-in Weatherhuman for A.S. President.

Tuesday’s forecast: Honestly, now … what do you have to lose?