Today is the day … so is tomorrow.
All those other assheads running for A.S. president are apparently trying to turn this school-wide popularity contest into some kind of political election.
But we all know better.
Debates? Flyers? Your names on the ballot? What, do you think you are running for a real office or something?
You can’t influence popularity contests. They’re all about who you know.
I know 20,000 people.
Write-in Weatherhuman for A.S. President.
Tuesday’s forecast: Honestly, now … what do you have to lose?