Let It Fee

May 1, 2002 by

Fee increases are a lot like diarrhea. They're both ugly, sometimes painful and most of us wish they never happened. Whether we like it or not, though, both serve a purpose.
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The Examined

May 1, 2002 by

Observe the calm of the graduating seniors. Though they have screwed off all quarter and rebelled against their masters only to be caught and put to midterms, they calmly await their fate and prepare ...
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Sports Feature Photo: Give Me Some Skin

May 1, 2002 by

Freshman slugger Matt Wilkerson broke the UCSB freshman record for home runs after he smoked his 14th of the season against UCLA on Tuesday afternoon.
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Feature Photo: As Good As it Gets?

May 1, 2002 by

A student peddles past the steps of Physical Sciences South along a mock Broida Expressway laid out with Duct Tape. The path appeared two days ago and runs from Broida Hall to Engineering II.
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May 2, 2002 – May 8, 2002

May 1, 2002 by

THURSDAY How can you resist a band whose latest album is called, When Bush Comes to Shove? That’s right, the Capitol Steps are performing tonight at the Lobero Theatre. These folks are a bunch o...
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Weather History

April 30, 2002 by

Referred to in female terms: Weatherpriestess, weathergodess, etc.
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CEC Releases Ballot Tallies, Results Await Official OK

April 30, 2002 by

The Campus Elections Commission announced the official election numbers for the 2002 initiatives Monday.
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Feature Photo: Don’t Bite the Mic

April 30, 2002 by


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Show Your True Colors: The Worst of the Campus Elections

April 26, 2002 by

These are letters to the editor and comments on our web page about campus elections that we didn't publish. The Daily Nexus just thought you should know about some of the shallow shits who are involve...
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It Will Make Begging on Bended Knee Easier

April 26, 2002 by

In the spirit of the Sports Facilities Fee initiative I promise a fee added to next year
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I’m Burnin’, I’m Burnin’ for You

April 26, 2002 by

Nexites are festive people who cherish special occasions. They're also more interbred than European royalty. .
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Regents Delay Lab Director Selection

April 26, 2002 by

The University of California Board of Regents postponed the appointment of the new director of Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory, originally scheduled to be announced last Friday in a conference ...
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Baseball: Hoopsters Ink ISU Transfer for 2003-04

April 26, 2002 by

The UCSB women's basketball team signed former Iowa State University center Kate Bauman to a scholarship last Friday. Bauman, a 6'6" interior player, has two years of eligibility remaining.
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UC Briefs: April 29, 2002

April 26, 2002 by

The UC Berkeley administration recently decided that the school's fraternities and sororities will not be allowed to have alcohol at parties in chapter houses at least until the end of Spring Semester...
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Knowing Our Audience

April 24, 2002 by

There are very, very funny jokes about quantum physics. They do not, however, go over well with audiences that don't think about the comedic possibilities of Schroedinger's cat.
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