Nexites are festive people who cherish special occasions. They’re also more interbred than European royalty. So when two Nexites celebrate the anniversary of the day they looked up from their iMacs and into each other’s eyes, you can imagine the drama and action. Flames of passion, mixed with flames of stovetop, cabinet and the upstairs neighbor’s shower.

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