Birthday Beatdown

September 23, 2003 by Staff

Funny how people feel the need to get you ridiculously shitfaced on your birthday. Each year we embark on a new journey, and the first steps taken are wobbly ones.
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Now Open!

September 23, 2003 by Staff

Hugo Was the Best I Ever Had

September 22, 2003 by Staff

The winds of change have blown hard all summer. The governor is soon to be replaced by a murderous-but-popular machine from the future, and Karl Malone is on the Lakers.
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What’s in Store?

September 22, 2003 by Staff

Summer Is for Lovers, Fall Is for Students

September 19, 2003 by Staff

Loop up. Now. Because this is as pretty as UCSB will be all year. And I'm not talking about the flowers.
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Waiting Wallets

September 19, 2003 by Staff

Students hoping to avoid registration blocks deal with long lines in front of the SAASB billing office in order to pay their BARC balances as Fall Quarter deadlines approach.
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Sinking to the Shallowest Depths

June 25, 2003 by Staff

In these troubled times for starship earth, it is reassuring to think that our own UCSB is looking out for the future. While it could confine itself to mere education, it is working to solve the probl...
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Pirate Info Galore

June 25, 2003 by Staff

All your pirate dialect needs
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June 25 – July 1, 2003

June 25, 2003 by Staff

Beck never had a monkey, but he still made it big following his days as a street busker. Though these days his music has less to do with refrigerators having sex, his soulful side has proven equally r...
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Ripply, Believe It or Not

June 25, 2003 by Staff

Summer in Weatherland

June 5, 2003 by Staff

Last issue of the quarter, kids. Summer time's next. I'm going to spend mine doing research essential to my improvement as weatherhuman - I will study the sun.
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It’s the Cheese

June 5, 2003 by Staff

“Let’s Talk” … Let’s Not

May 30, 2003 by Staff

I've got this class that's "discussion oriented." Because I usually haven't done the reading, I normally just sit there, keep the weathertrap shut and mutter "mm-hmm" every once in a while.
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Busted

May 29, 2003 by Staff

As the quarter grows older and the financial aid check reserves dwindle, the 'human is facing tough fiscal decisions about its future: Can I afford that concert? Some food? Gas money back home?
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