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October 25, 2002

This Is Halloween

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Don't carry weapons on your costume, fake or real. Halloween's the time to have fun and give a good scare, but no one should have to get hurt. If you do decide on a costume that reveals as much skin as possible, remember...

October 25, 2002

All Right, I See Your Point

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My professor has an affectation. He carries around an eight-foot pointer, which he waves with a flourish and has taken to resting on his groin while answering questions.

October 25, 2002

Gauchos Tame Mustangs on Road

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The #17 UCSB men's soccer team stayed undefeated in Big West play on Friday Night with a 3-1 win at Cal Poly. With the victory, the Gauchos improved to 3-0-1 in the conference and 11-1-1 overall.

October 25, 2002

My Latest Trick: to Move a Ball On a String

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The UCSB women's soccer team defeated UC Irvine and Long Beach State over the weekend in the final homestand at Harder Stadium for the 2002 season.The Gauchos are now the only unbeaten team in the Big West at 5-0-1.

October 24, 2002

SPAM All Around

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One of the weathercavemates recently figured out for the first time how to delete messages on a U-Mail account. There were over 400 e-mails in the inbox.

October 24, 2002

See the Ball, Be the Ball

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The UCSB women's tennis team will participate in the West Regionals held in San Diego beginning today

October 24, 2002

October 24 – October 30, 2002

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Today would be a fabulous day to visit the opening of the 4-day Ojai Film Festival. A new addition this year will be the "youth shorts" created by junior filmmakers. See www.filmfestival.ojai.net for further information ...

October 23, 2002

Get a Chest X-ray

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I sat next to the coughing guy in class yesterday. Every class has one this time of year. He'll be there 'til February, occasionally trading shifts with the coughing girl.

October 23, 2002

It’s Lonely at the Top of the Food Chain

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October 22, 2002

Essay

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I am writing a paper for a certain social science class tonight and I seem to have lost the assignment sheet. Rather than researching, I have developed an exciting new social science theory. I call it the "one paper theo...

October 21, 2002

A Bush by Any Other Name

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Do you remember when you were a kid and had to learn the difference between Franklin and Teddy Roosevelt? Or that Grover Cleveland's terms weren't consecutive?

October 21, 2002

Gauchos Keep Cruisin’ Along

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The #5 UCSB women's volleyball team enjoyed a two-match road sweep of Big West opponents this weekend, improving to 19-0 overall and 9-0 in the Big West.

October 21, 2002

In Defense of Our Address

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Together we, the residents of 6668 Del Playa Drive, write this editorial both in defense of our house and reputations, and as concerned members of the community.

October 21, 2002

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When officers restrained the man with a rip hobble - an instrument analogous to a hogtie for humans - he continued to behave wildly. He threatened to eat a spider off the floor of the interview room and intentionally ele...

October 21, 2002

UC Briefs: October 21, 2002

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A drunk UC Berkeley fraternity member allegedly attempted to force himself into an occupied Pi Beta Phi shower Oct. 11 in an attempt to bathe with an unwilling sorority member.

October 21, 2002

Mickey Wins One

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Baseball lovin' Isla Vista barflies watch the second game of the World Series at Dublin's on Sunday night. The Mouseketeers... err, Angels, beat the Giants 11-10 in Anaheim.