Do you remember when you were a kid and had to learn the difference between Franklin and Teddy Roosevelt? Or that Grover Cleveland’s terms weren’t consecutive?
It’s really going to suck to have to teach our kids the difference between George Bush and George W. Bush. Picture it:
Weatherkid: How do I know which George Bush was which?
WH: Well, when George Bush Sr. was President, the bottom fell out of the economy, the nation was geared toward oil interests, and we went to war with Iraq. And then there’s George W. Bush, who… damn. Don’t they teach you anything in school?
Friday’s forecast: Lasting confusion.