Jenni Perez

January 21, 2009

Craiglist Cooks Up Fun

By Jenni Perez

Ever wonder what goes on in that vast world outside of the University of Casual Sex and Beer? You know, that Twilight Zone where people who spend more than 50 percent of their day intoxicated are considered “alcoho...

January 14, 2009

Adultcon: Perverts Welcome

By Jenni Perez

The man taking our tickets winked. I glanced at my friend and chuckled. That’s right, Mr. Ticket-taker! Ladies aren’t perverts! Sure, I had come to Adultcon on my own accord, but I didn’t do it like eve...

January 7, 2009

Voluptuous Virtual Voyages

By Jenni Perez

I got laid this Winter Break. Trust me, this was to everyone’s advantage; all play and no lay makes Jenni a raging psycho. Last year, I stormed my hometown with a permanent stink-eye, obsessively reviewing the name...

November 26, 2008

Thankscrewing

By Jenni Perez

Man, I sure do love Thanksgiving – the food, the kin, the whole shebang. But if this holiday doesn’t highlight America’s ability to warp tradition, I don’t know what does. One year at the dinner t...

November 19, 2008

Respect the Sexy Ladies

By Jenni Perez

Just to warn you up front, I'm choosing to put the kink on the shelf this week in an effort to clear up a misconception that surprisingly still exists.

November 5, 2008

Frisky Late Night Calls

By Jenni Perez

The booty call invented casual sex. Need proof? Think of our world without it. The long courtships, the cutesy phone calls, the forced attentiveness, oh my. The long nights spent feigning interest in her prized bobble he...

October 29, 2008

Get-Your-Freak-On Friday

By Jenni Perez

For most, Halloween leaves in its wake little more than a pounding hangover and slashed tires. But that's not all you can take away from the weekend...

October 22, 2008

Proper Girls Prosper?

By Jenni Perez

"Morality? This sex columnist chick should stick to something a little more her speed, like blowjobs!" Touché, kind sir who'll never receive one from me. But I'm not talking about spiritual morality. I gave up on th...

October 15, 2008

Hope My BF Don’t Mind It

By Jenni Perez

I kissed a girl and I liked it. Forgive me for quoting the over-quoted, but it's true. Like many heterosexual female partygoers, I have found myself in a booze-induced stupor, balancing myself on the lips of my best girl...

October 8, 2008

Lick Up Seductive Lingerie

By Jenni Perez

We all have sexual pet peeves. I'd like to share one of mine with a charming little anecdote. It was well into a school night before an 8 a.m. class. I had barely stepped into my frumpiest PJs when my text alert sounded....

October 1, 2008

A Walk Down Dirty-Talk Lane

By Jenni Perez

The first week of school is a sex columnist’s dream. You may think I’m referring to the hoards of mini-skirt-clad greek hopefuls prowling Embarcadero del Mar in search of a dick to complement their pledge pin...

September 18, 2008

Don’t Pull a Palin on Your Partner

By Jenni Perez

Well, hello there! My name is Jenni. I'm a person of diverse interests, with an affinity for many different-um ... I'm a fourth-year sociology major and Spanish minor considering grad school, but with the state of the e...

August 30, 2008

Become a Pawn in the UCSB Sex Game

By Jenni Perez

It was a vibrant fall morning, with leaves of crimson sprinkling along Highway 101. I leaned out the window and breathed in the Santa Barbara sea breeze, acquainting myself with a novel idea: This is my home for the next...

June 25, 2008

We All Love to Talk About Sex, Baby

By Jenni Perez

"Never kiss and tell." If your upbringing was anything like mine, your grandmother ensured a place for this advice in the back of your mind, right next to "always wash behind your ears."