Fake Orgasms Facilitate No Fun

January 28, 2009 by

The other day, I cuddled up to my favorite naked bed buddy and tapped into the Web’s fine array of pornographic cinema. We were curious about the jaw-dropper that everyone’s been buzzing a...
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Craiglist Cooks Up Fun

January 21, 2009 by

Ever wonder what goes on in that vast world outside of the University of Casual Sex and Beer? You know, that Twilight Zone where people who spend more than 50 percent of their day intoxicated are cons...
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Adultcon: Perverts Welcome

January 14, 2009 by

The man taking our tickets winked. I glanced at my friend and chuckled. That’s right, Mr. Ticket-taker! Ladies aren’t perverts! Sure, I had come to Adultcon on my own accord, but I didn...
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Voluptuous Virtual Voyages

January 7, 2009 by

I got laid this Winter Break. Trust me, this was to everyone’s advantage; all play and no lay makes Jenni a raging psycho. Last year, I stormed my hometown with a permanent stink-eye, obsessivel...
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Thankscrewing

November 26, 2008 by

Man, I sure do love Thanksgiving – the food, the kin, the whole shebang. But if this holiday doesn’t highlight America’s ability to warp tradition, I don’t know what does. One ...
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Respect the Sexy Ladies

November 19, 2008 by

Just to warn you up front, I'm choosing to put the kink on the shelf this week in an effort to clear up a misconception that surprisingly still exists.
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Frisky Late Night Calls

November 5, 2008 by

The booty call invented casual sex. Need proof? Think of our world without it. The long courtships, the cutesy phone calls, the forced attentiveness, oh my. The long nights spent feigning interest in ...
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Get-Your-Freak-On Friday

October 29, 2008 by

For most, Halloween leaves in its wake little more than a pounding hangover and slashed tires. But that's not all you can take away from the weekend...
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Proper Girls Prosper?

October 22, 2008 by

"Morality? This sex columnist chick should stick to something a little more her speed, like blowjobs!" Touché, kind sir who'll never receive one from me. But I'm not talking about spiritual moral...
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Hope My BF Don’t Mind It

October 15, 2008 by

I kissed a girl and I liked it. Forgive me for quoting the over-quoted, but it's true. Like many heterosexual female partygoers, I have found myself in a booze-induced stupor, balancing myself on the ...
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Lick Up Seductive Lingerie

October 8, 2008 by

We all have sexual pet peeves. I'd like to share one of mine with a charming little anecdote. It was well into a school night before an 8 a.m. class. I had barely stepped into my frumpiest PJs when my...
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A Walk Down Dirty-Talk Lane

October 1, 2008 by

The first week of school is a sex columnist’s dream. You may think I’m referring to the hoards of mini-skirt-clad greek hopefuls prowling Embarcadero del Mar in search of a dick to complem...
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Don’t Pull a Palin on Your Partner

September 18, 2008 by

Well, hello there! My name is Jenni. I'm a person of diverse interests, with an affinity for many different-um ... I'm a fourth-year sociology major and Spanish minor considering grad school, but wit...
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Become a Pawn in the UCSB Sex Game

August 30, 2008 by

It was a vibrant fall morning, with leaves of crimson sprinkling along Highway 101. I leaned out the window and breathed in the Santa Barbara sea breeze, acquainting myself with a novel idea: This is ...
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We All Love to Talk About Sex, Baby

June 25, 2008 by

"Never kiss and tell." If your upbringing was anything like mine, your grandmother ensured a place for this advice in the back of your mind, right next to "always wash behind your ears."
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