Dana Olsen

November 28, 2007

Prep Your Privates for Testing Time

By Dana Olsen

As any seasoned college student and professional procrastinator knows, everything changes during finals week.

November 21, 2007

Males Create More Spectacle Than Tails

By Dana Olsen

Every time I find myself surrounded by a group of guys - which, unfortunately, is quite a lot, thanks to the many meatheads of the men's rugby team...

November 16, 2007

Sorority To Catch a Wave for Hospital Research

By Dana Olsen

In an effort to raise money for St. Jude Children's Research Hospital, the women of Tri Delta will hit the waves and the beach for their fourth annual surf competition, a tug-of-war and other events this Sunday.

November 14, 2007

Something Se-XXX-y This Way Cums

By Dana Olsen

Quick: Stop taking notes and start concentrating. Word association - go. What's the first thing that comes to mind when you think of the word "porn"?

November 7, 2007

Sexy Game Requires Plenty of Balls

By Dana Olsen

Ballcuzzi. If you haven't heard of it, you want to. And if you have heard of it, you are one lucky man - or woman.

November 6, 2007

Are Wingwomen Wanted?

By Dana Olsen

Maverick and Goose would back me up - everybody needs a wingman. Iceman would have crashed without one, and so would you.

November 1, 2007

Congress Commends SoCal Firefighters

By Dana Olsen

As firefighters continue to fight the four remaining blazes in Southern California this week, Congress is passing a resolution to recognize those who have helped combat the fires, while local organizations are creating p...

October 31, 2007

Halloween Costumes Liberate LIfido

By Dana Olsen

Halloween in Isla Vista: every parent's nightmare, and every sex columnist's dream.

October 29, 2007

Seven Wildfires Remain Burning in SoCal Region

By Dana Olsen

The Southern California wildfires that began one week ago are becoming contained one by one, as the cooler weather and lower winds are helping firefighters to battle the blazes.

October 25, 2007

President Grants Relief Funding for SoCal Fire Victims

By Dana Olsen

President George W. Bush issued a major disaster declaration for the state of California yesterday in response to wildfires that continue to ravage Southern California.

October 24, 2007

Forest Service Closes National Park After Fire

By Dana Olsen

Although the Sedgwick Reserve fire in the Santa Ynez Valley was officially contained on Monday, air quality warnings and forest closures still remain in effect.

October 24, 2007

Who Got the Power?

By Dana Olsen

I'm not a feminist. I'm not going to say women should take charge of sex to be politically correct.

October 23, 2007

SoCal Blazes Continue to Pose Threat

By Dana Olsen

As of 5 p.m. yesterday, authorities officially contained the Sedgwick Reserve Fire in Santa Ynez Valley.

October 17, 2007

Authorities Seek Stabbing Suspect in Second Assault

By Dana Olsen

Following the hospital release of stab victim and UCSB student Eli Weiner on Monday, another witness came forward to police yesterday claiming the suspect assaulted him the same evening the incident occurred.

October 17, 2007

A.S., Goleta Bars Agree to Sponsor Bill’s Bus Fee

By Dana Olsen

Bowlers and karaoke fans alike can leave their keys at home on Wednesday nights and still enjoy a night out thanks to the renewal of a program this fall that gives students free Bill's Bus rides to Zodo's and Old Town Ta...

October 12, 2007

Nava Celebrates Speed Limit Law Passage

By Dana Olsen

Nearly a year after a local junior high student was killed by a car on his way to class, local Assemblyman Pedro Nava celebrated the passage of the Safer School Zone Act yesterday with a press conference at Foothill Scho...