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Sorority Sally “Distraught” After Beyoncé Drops Out of Coachella

I feel like someone stuck their hand in my CHEST and RIPPED OUT MY HEART.
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Sorority Sally Confused About Muslin Ban

Sally considers the different points of views on the Muslin ban, but ultimately doesn’t understand the controversy.
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Sorority Sally’s Top 10 All-Time Favorite Christmas Songs

Before you begin wondering why there’s no Mariah Carey or Michael Bublé included on this list, you have to remember that these are my favorite Christmas songs.
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Even Sorority Sally Registered to Vote

If you’re a local unregistered GDI who wants to go around bashing sorority girls, then THINK AGAIN.
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Sorority Sally Goes 2 Weeks Without Social Media, Narrowly Survives

Day 3: Have re-activated Facebook accidentally through Spotify. The whole chapter has been fined for my negligence, and my Spotify privileges have been revoked.
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Sorority Sally Takes the Throne: A ‘Game of Thrones’ Season 1 Review

Sally picks up an easy-to-follow, light, summer binge-watch: follow along and relive the series, since showing up fashionably late is always in.
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Sorority Sally vs. Frat Phil: Top Netflix Picks for Every Sitch

We dive all up in our young Netflix queues to give you some fiery suggestions for all your basic lit-uations.
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Sorority Girl Can Even, Fellow Comm Students Appalled

“Not many sorority girls can say that they’ve done that — that they can even.”
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Sorority Sally’s Christmas Diary Entry

Dear Diary, Today made me so sad. Like SO sad. Christmas is supposed to be the most wonderful time of the year and I actually can’t handle all the desperation and sadness in these Christmas songs. T...
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Sorority Girl Forgets Uggs; Cannot Survive El Niño

These past bouts of El Niño have greatly affected the Isla Vista community. Greek Life in general has taken a major hit, resulting in the cancellation of Fratopia daygers and snappa games due to flas...
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