Weather

Hugo Was the Best I Ever Had

September 22, 2003 by

The winds of change have blown hard all summer. The governor is soon to be replaced by a murderous-but-popular machine from the future, and Karl Malone is on the Lakers.
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Summer Is for Lovers, Fall Is for Students

September 19, 2003 by

Loop up. Now. Because this is as pretty as UCSB will be all year. And I'm not talking about the flowers.
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Sinking to the Shallowest Depths

June 25, 2003 by

In these troubled times for starship earth, it is reassuring to think that our own UCSB is looking out for the future. While it could confine itself to mere education, it is working to solve the probl...
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Summer in Weatherland

June 5, 2003 by

Last issue of the quarter, kids. Summer time's next. I'm going to spend mine doing research essential to my improvement as weatherhuman - I will study the sun.
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“Let’s Talk” … Let’s Not

May 30, 2003 by

I've got this class that's "discussion oriented." Because I usually haven't done the reading, I normally just sit there, keep the weathertrap shut and mutter "mm-hmm" every once in a while.
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Busted

May 29, 2003 by

As the quarter grows older and the financial aid check reserves dwindle, the 'human is facing tough fiscal decisions about its future: Can I afford that concert? Some food? Gas money back home?
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Escaped Inmates From An Artsy Asylum

May 28, 2003 by

A plea for attention along the walk to class. Those Art 4D mutants have escaped, littering our fair campus with the likes of a human clock and a silly string-happy spider.
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To Everything, There is a Season

May 23, 2003 by

Somewhere between Sesame Street and Fraggle Rock, just north of Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood, lies Weather-Valhalla, where all good weatherhumans go when they graduate.
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In the Garage

May 22, 2003 by

It's almost time to move out of my apartment. For the weathercavemates and me to go our separate ways. It's a melancholy feeling. Choking back tears, saying our goodbyes, and most importantly - figur...
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Be Amazed at the Friends You Have Here on Your Trip

May 22, 2003 by

Next year's Nexus staff is in place and full of fresh, young and eager optimism. If you have one to spare, why not take a moment and give thanks that they're willing to sacrafice their youths and thei...
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Academic Thought

May 21, 2003 by

People talk about professors being liberal. A few even talk about professors being conservative. But it's much simpler than all that. Most people can tell you what your professors think: They think:
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Advertise Online!

May 19, 2003 by

I love Google. More specifically, I love their corporate advertising scheme. A friend of mine mentioned the other day that several character actors at Disney World had sued the company because their ...
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Skittles and LSD

May 19, 2003 by

I spent the weekend listening to old sixties albums. After careful consideration, I don't think that you need acid to write drug induced music.
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The Deadline

May 16, 2003 by

Today is the last day to change your grading option. Yeah, that's right. It's your last chance to face reality before they slap the cuffs on you.
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Opening Night

May 15, 2003 by

The way I understand it, The Matrix is a movie about a world where everyone's thoughts and actions are controlled by a giant illusion-generating machine. They can't escape because for them, fiction is...
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