Today is the last day to change your grading option. Yeah, that’s right. It’s your last chance to face reality before they slap the cuffs on you.

Of course this means that all of your major assignments will be due on Monday. No professor in their right mind would actually allow you to assess your academic performance before it was too late.

I know I personally have two research papers and a class project due next week. I have friends who have midterms next week.

All this seems so illogical that I’ve come up with a couple of possibilities: 1) The people managing our education are confused, or 2) Time is running in reverse.

Friday’s forecast: According to my calculations, I should be in high school any minute now.