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Alice B. Toklas Makes Water Now?

October 13, 2003 by

Have you seen NICOWater, the bottled water for smokers that has a little nicotine thrown in? Man, smokers get so many cool products. Luckily the weatherhuman's favorite things already come in drinkabl...
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Take the Coke Challenge

October 10, 2003 by

Has the weatherhuman ever weighed in on the Coke v. Pepsi debate? I don't think so. That would be a little corporate and a little preachy at the same time.
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Time for a Change

October 9, 2003 by

Can you believe this shitty weather? I can barely make it through my morning Jack and Coke without getting the shivers. Yes, the shivers, not the shakes.
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Joke

October 8, 2003 by

So we elected Arnold Scwarzenegger governor! Ha ha! That is funny.
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Fat and Groping in Sacramento

October 7, 2003 by

Today is the day the bodybuilders, porn stars, midgets and politicians will battle for the prize--and that's only at the famous Tuesday Twister Tournament at the weathercave.
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War on Leaks

October 6, 2003 by

The Bush people are being accused of blowing the cover of a CIA agent to get back at her anti-war husband, and some people are wondering why it took the administration several weeks after finding out ...
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It Wasn’t Funny Anyway

October 3, 2003 by

A weatherhuman and its readers have nothing without trust, so I'll be up front with you. The words you read in yesterday's weather were not mine-somebody fucked up and my words were lost.
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Check the Weather Before You Leave

October 2, 2003 by

The weathercomputer is on the fritz once again. The friendly technical support representative diagnosed my grumblings as resulting from a faulty motherboard.
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Flip Flop

October 1, 2003 by

Did you get a chance to catch the wisdom of Paul Watson, write-in candidate for governor, as he spoke before a crowd of half-dozens in front of the UCen?
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Uncaged

September 30, 2003 by

More ugly birthday savagery, but this time one of the weatherfriends was the victim. Drunk, delirious the friend was having a good time-until being spotted by the Sasquatch.
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One More Day, Please

September 29, 2003 by

God, the first weekend of the school year goes fast. For two days we get a little taste of the freedom and carelessness we basked in all summer. We get wild, time gets blurry, then, boom, it's over.
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Bad Trip

September 25, 2003 by

As a devoted weather professional I try to keep my head in the clouds as often as possible. Every once in a while, however, the Weatherhuman is a little too high in the clouds.
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We’ll Use them for Kindling

September 25, 2003 by

So the university is sending out fliers on the dangers of Halloween revelry in hopes that they will discourage students from inviting their friends to town and partying like mad.
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Look at the Rump on That One

September 24, 2003 by

The long lines of students in front of the local copy shops resembled doomed cattle in more ways than one.
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Birthday Beatdown

September 23, 2003 by

Funny how people feel the need to get you ridiculously shitfaced on your birthday. Each year we embark on a new journey, and the first steps taken are wobbly ones.
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