Weather

Theft

November 9, 2006 by Staff

Okay, I’ll be nice: Someone stole a chicken from the Newman Co-Op’s backyard, and they want it back. Call the co-op main office at (805) 685-6964 if you have any information or if you need...
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Election

November 6, 2006 by Staff

Tomorrow’s election decides the fate of America, and will show just what patriots are made of. Are we blind sheep following the current administration’s ineptitude, or are we pretentious i...
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Anatomy

November 3, 2006 by Staff

Apparently, male anatomists didn't discover the clitoris until 1559.
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Mistakes

November 2, 2006 by Staff

I once asked the Weathermum if she had ever made a mistake: She just stared at me for a while.
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Weather

November 1, 2006 by Staff

What is this shit? Oh, great. Apparently smartvoter.com isn’t as reliable as the Weatherhuman’s forecasts. Wednesday’s Forecast: The ‘human endorses itself, as always.
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Healing the Hurt

October 31, 2006 by Staff

Ross shoppers are afflicted with the debilitating disease I like to call "Shit Hoarding."
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Halloween

October 30, 2006 by Staff

After that weekend, I
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Facebook is Amazing

October 27, 2006 by Staff

Facebook is amazing. I found out that you broke up with Tim, you left the Facebook group “If this group reaches 500,000 people it will be a large group,” and you posted on Katie’s wa...
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Tent City Jam Fest, LLC:

October 26, 2006 by Staff

Tent City Jam Fest, LLC: We are sorry, but we cannot approve your request to form “Tent City Jam Fest Camp… For Kidz!” at this time. We acknowledge the value in having social justice...
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