Apparently, male anatomists didn’t discover the clitoris until 1559. Assuming modern humans have walked the earth for 200,000 years, that means it took a man 198,441 years to locate the little man in the canoe. With this in mind, try not to feel too discouraged when your woman says, “No, not there.”

Forecast for Nov. 3, 2546: Men finally realize what *pouty lips* “I’m fine” actually means.