Facebook is amazing. I found out that you broke up with Tim, you left the Facebook group “If this group reaches 500,000 people it will be a large group,” and you posted on Katie’s wall “Omg!!! You look so good in that pic!”
Not that I’m a stalker or anything, but I noticed you changed your favorite movie list. “Super Troopers”? I know everyone pretends to like that film, but really, put “Eurotrip” back up.
Last thing, I saw you and David “hooked up” but are also relatives. That’s kinda gross/illegal. If I were you, I wouldn’t go around advertising my familial sexual licentiousness, especially since employers are checking out Facebook profiles more and more. Just a thought.

Friday’s Forecast: The ‘human updates its status.