Ever play that game “In Bed” with your fortune cookies? The ‘human did the very thing last night at Panda Express with the temporary-Weathermate, with the following results:
Temporary-Weathermate: “You will find great success and satisfaction… in bed! Hehehehehe…”
Weatherhuman: “You are a disappointing date, they won’t call, and you probably will never find happiness… in bed.”
Thursday’s Forecast: The ‘human remains single… in bed.