Opinion

November 19, 2001

We Need to Stop Encouraging the ‘Women as Objects’ Mentality

By Diana Ray

Maybe if the small portion of our population that has brought so much physical and mental anguish to such a wide audience had imagined their acts being brought upon someone close to them, they would have thought twice be...

November 16, 2001

Chicks on the Beach

By Staff

Caring for one of Isla Vista's natural treasures is too important a task to be undertaken without I.V.'s help.

November 16, 2001

Print of the Great Pumpkin

By Staff

So I have a pumpkin.An eighty-plus pound pumpkin.As giant pumpkins go, I’m told it’s a small one.The pumpkin is sitting in the middle of my living room, but really, the rest of the living room is sitting arou...

November 16, 2001

Red Tape: NASA’s New Administrator Could Create a Black Hole of Despair

By Josh Braun

NASA's latest expedition is to hell -- in a hand basket.

November 15, 2001

Both Taliban, Alliance Mean Cruelty in Afghanistan

By Mary Jones

The Revolutionary Association of the Women of Afghanistan, is doing everything it can to remind the world that Afghan women must play a major part in leading their country to peace and democracy.

November 15, 2001

Don’t Take the Toothless Hamp-ster Seriously

By Brendan Buhler

Q: How much wood would Associated Students President Brian Hampton chuck if Associated Students President Brian Hampton could chuck wood?

November 14, 2001

Right Through the Very Heart of It, New York Came Through

By Henry Sarria

I must admit that I was never too keen on New York. To me it was an overcrowded freak show with high rents and a high crime rate to boot. There was never any reason for me to even as much as think of New York.

November 14, 2001

Like butta’, baby! Butta’!

By Staff

The skateboarders of Isla Vista officially thank the county for its long-overdue road work.

November 14, 2001

The Lown Down: Audit This, California: UC Education System Reeks of Pus

By David Downs

The Fall Quarter "No Duh!" Award - in the category of "It's About Fucking Time" - goes to State Assemblymember Jenny Oropeza for her brilliant public realization that the UC system is a throbbing, hairy, sucking, 70-poun...

November 13, 2001

The pot of gold on Trigo Road

By Staff

Yesterday a glowing, colorful and perfect half-circle of a rainbow made me laugh and jump for an hour while the warm afternoon rain soaked my hair and clothes. Gorgeous and misty, the bright colored bands told me why anc...

November 13, 2001

Living Without Vowels: Talkin’ ’bout My Generation Braving A Whole New World

By Steven Ruszczycky

The idea of a generation trying to name itself was interesting, though. Too young to be a part of the slacker Generation X and too old to be a part of the intelligent yet dependent Generation Y, we've become an unidentif...

November 13, 2001

Cops Shouldn’t Harras I.V.’s Lawful Citizens

By Troy Greenberg

The police are supposed to serve and protect. But lately, I have to question who they have actually been protecting.

November 13, 2001

People of the Book Not All on the Same Page

By Geoff Shaw

People shouldn't confuse tolerance with pluralism. Just because I don't shut you up doesn't mean that I have to tell you you're right.

November 13, 2001

Loser Lefties Need To Stop Whining, Chalking

By Ryan Latham

I'm pretty much sick of hearing all the liberals on our campus talk about how we shouldn't be bombing the shit out of Afghanistan. Maybe all you hypocrites should think about what your reactions would be if one of your f...

November 9, 2001

Bush’s Economic Plan Is a Blank Check for Greed

By Drew Atkins

With all the anthrax and military action, the media is paying minimal attention to the state of our economy and what's being done to soften the blow of recession. Let's take this moment to examine the situation.

November 9, 2001

Weather: 128 Doodles per Lecture and Rising

By Staff

A short explanation of Weather Relativity: We are at the end of week seven and Fall Quarter has been a speedy blur of drinking and dancing. Yet, each one of my shitty-shit-shit-boring-as-hell-shoot-me-in-the-back-of-the-...