The skateboarders of Isla Vista officially thank the county for its long-overdue road work.

Since the rain washed away the repaving rubble, the WeatherStick rides Camino Pescadero like a g-string on a lubed-up body builder.

If only ski ropes could drag from rear car bumpers. Then we could really start to have some fun.

Wednesday’s forecast: speed bearings for the WeatherStick. Vicodin for the WeatherRoadrash.