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I've been giving some thought to career choices, and I've come to a conclusion: Being a professor at UCSB would be the worst job in the world.
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I've been giving some thought to career choices, and I've come to a conclusion: Being a professor at UCSB would be the worst job in the world.
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The weather has been amazing lately. This quarter will hopefully be filled with many warm and sunny days. On a beautiful day like this, what do you find most refreshing?
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Massage parlors in Indonesia are asking their female masseuses to make it clear that sex is not part of the massage by padlocking their skirts and pants.
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When you hear the name Oliver Stone, surely you think of the director's mind-blowing, entertaining films like "Alexander," his unbiased political recounts of John F. Kennedy's assassination or Richard...
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At the conclusion of my "American Idol" column last week, I wrote the following words: "The 2008 Idol crown appears to be Michael Johns' to lose." Shows what I know. Two days later, Johns was eliminat...
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So I was sitting/passed out by my front door Friday night when two toolish-looking guys walked past me, and, I kid you not, one of them was telling a story about how he played Seal songs the night bef...
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Students, beware! If you are an active member of the UCSB community, you might want to reconsider your involvement in any campus club or organization. It might make you popular or, even worse, cause y...
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If there are any misgivings about spring having sprung, put them to rest, children. The best season of the year is in full bloom, complete with 80-degree weather at 9 a.m., allergies and runny noses, ...
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Healthy vice. Oxymoron? By the strict definition, it most assuredly is. However, with a change in perspective, something once viewed as a vice could theoretically be viewed later as something healthy....
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Editor, Daily Nexus, We think it interesting the Weatherhuman sits directly adjacent to a disclaimer stating how the opinions expressed within are not necessarily those of the Daily Nexus. As real and...
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Editor, Daily Nexus, I cannot believe the Daily Nexus printed what I read on Wednesday (“Drinking Livens Up Homework Hell,” Daily Nexus, April 9): “study buzzed … take your tes...
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Taking a peek at the current generation of video game consoles is like looking at the realized future of some science fiction novel from 30 years ago - it's hard to believe we're able to control somet...
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Good day! How's it going? I am called Krystal. What are you called? Wow. That is cool. I was wondering if you can give me directions? Yes, the France is very beautiful here.
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