Staff

September 29, 2003

Brake on Through

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September 29, 2003

No Free Lunches?

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September 26, 2003

Rhapsody in Blue

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September 25, 2003

Bad Trip

By Staff

As a devoted weather professional I try to keep my head in the clouds as often as possible. Every once in a while, however, the Weatherhuman is a little too high in the clouds.

September 25, 2003

We’ll Use them for Kindling

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So the university is sending out fliers on the dangers of Halloween revelry in hopes that they will discourage students from inviting their friends to town and partying like mad.

September 25, 2003

Lawn Seating Only

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September 24, 2003

Everybody Conga!

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September 23, 2003

Birthday Beatdown

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Funny how people feel the need to get you ridiculously shitfaced on your birthday. Each year we embark on a new journey, and the first steps taken are wobbly ones.

September 23, 2003

Now Open!

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September 22, 2003

Hugo Was the Best I Ever Had

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The winds of change have blown hard all summer. The governor is soon to be replaced by a murderous-but-popular machine from the future, and Karl Malone is on the Lakers.

September 22, 2003

What’s in Store?

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September 19, 2003

Summer Is for Lovers, Fall Is for Students

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Loop up. Now. Because this is as pretty as UCSB will be all year. And I'm not talking about the flowers.

September 19, 2003

Waiting Wallets

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Students hoping to avoid registration blocks deal with long lines in front of the SAASB billing office in order to pay their BARC balances as Fall Quarter deadlines approach.

June 25, 2003

Sinking to the Shallowest Depths

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In these troubled times for starship earth, it is reassuring to think that our own UCSB is looking out for the future. While it could confine itself to mere education, it is working to solve the problem of overpopulation...

June 25, 2003

Pirate Info Galore

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All your pirate dialect needs

June 25, 2003

June 25 – July 1, 2003

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Beck never had a monkey, but he still made it big following his days as a street busker. Though these days his music has less to do with refrigerators having sex, his soulful side has proven equally rewarding. The Black ...