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October 9, 2003

Achy Breaky Tower

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October 9, 2003

October 9 – October 15, 2003

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Although it's not the Wayans Brothers, it's pretty close. Come see a dynamic duo perform song, dance and drama about everyday life during apartheid in South Africa in 1981. The Center Stage Theater in Santa Barbara prese...

October 9, 2003

County Briefs: October 9, 2003

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Candidates for three open seats on the Santa Barbara City Council are scheduled to attend a question-and-answer session on Monday, Oct. 13, at the Santa Barbara Public Library Main Branch. Each candidate will be allowed ...

October 8, 2003

Joke

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So we elected Arnold Scwarzenegger governor! Ha ha! That is funny.

October 7, 2003

Warming Up the Crowd

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October 7, 2003

Get Out the Vote

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October 6, 2003

War on Leaks

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The Bush people are being accused of blowing the cover of a CIA agent to get back at her anti-war husband, and some people are wondering why it took the administration several weeks after finding out about the leak to in...

October 6, 2003

Poor Saps

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October 3, 2003

It Wasn’t Funny Anyway

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A weatherhuman and its readers have nothing without trust, so I'll be up front with you. The words you read in yesterday's weather were not mine-somebody fucked up and my words were lost.

October 2, 2003

Check the Weather Before You Leave

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The weathercomputer is on the fritz once again. The friendly technical support representative diagnosed my grumblings as resulting from a faulty motherboard.

October 2, 2003

Tarnation!

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October 2, 2003

Size Does Matter

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October 2, 2003

October 2 – October 9, 2003

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Oh, Tom! Is that an anaconda in your pants, or have the Depends just shifted? Whether you have always dreamed about throwing your panties up on stage, or just get a kick out of Las Vegas show tunes, Tom Jones (and his gl...

October 1, 2003

Flip Flop

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Did you get a chance to catch the wisdom of Paul Watson, write-in candidate for governor, as he spoke before a crowd of half-dozens in front of the UCen?

September 30, 2003

On the Move

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September 29, 2003

One More Day, Please

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God, the first weekend of the school year goes fast. For two days we get a little taste of the freedom and carelessness we basked in all summer. We get wild, time gets blurry, then, boom, it's over.