Election Results by Precinct

February 11, 2008 by


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Comics

February 8, 2008 by


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Wednesday Stumped

February 8, 2008 by

I usually try not to crack on fellow Nexites, but I can’t help but take offense with the latest “Wednesday Hump.” If you’re writing about attractive presidential candidates, yo...
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Drink

February 8, 2008 by


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Greek System Welcomes New Fraternity to IFC

February 8, 2008 by

At Tuesday's meeting of the Intrafraternity Council, Sigma Pi received full IFC status, while Sigma Alpha Mu was denied because of insufficient membership.
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Year of the Rat

February 8, 2008 by


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Speed Racer

February 8, 2008 by


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Clowning Around

February 8, 2008 by


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Hi Mom!

February 8, 2008 by

OK, Gaucho fans… there is a televised men’s baskeball game this Saturday. We know you all want to be on TV, and one of your sports editors is going to be in attendance with picked-out hair...
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Driving With the Influence

February 7, 2008 by

Aren’t you glad that I’m around to bring you stories like this one: Police in St. Augustine, Fla., arrested a motorist for strapping a 24-pack of beer into a seatbelt, leaving a 16-month-o...
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Armchair QB

February 7, 2008 by

Whoa, when did Cavaliers guard Aleksander Pavlovic go down with a sprained foot? And why hasn't Lebron James called the Nexus yet to get himself a new Alexander Pavlovic?
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The Lineup Week of 2/7/08

February 7, 2008 by

1. Murs, Scarub, Bicasso, Eligh, Aesop, Sunspot Jonz, Luckyiam and The Grouch - separately, they're eight of the most interesting and innovative rappers on the West Coast, and together they're Living ...
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Staying Atop Food Chain Yields Murderous Mayhem

February 6, 2008 by

I hadn't had any real food the whole day, so I decided I had no choice but to grab one of those ass UCen sandwiches. I was just about to reach my goal when this pasty, Irish-looking dude blocked my pa...
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Lakers Make a Scary Playoff Foe

February 6, 2008 by

Growing up a Lakers fan, I'll admit I've been pretty spoiled. From watching Magic and "Showtime," to seeing Jerry West - Mr. NBA logo himself - steal Shaq from Orlando, there really haven't been too m...
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En Route to Canada

February 6, 2008 by

Seriously people? McCain and Clinton? I realize that most of you probably voted for Obama because it’s the hip student thing to do, but what a disappointing day for California. Forget immigratio...
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