Penny for my Thoughts

April 4, 2008 by Staff

I’ve finally found a politician I can get behind. Nope, not Obama; I lost all respect for him when I found out he bowled a 37 (seriously pathetic, even a retarded toddler could break 40). Instea...
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Oil Spills Influence Nava’s Proposals

April 4, 2008 by Staff

In response to Greka Oil & Gas Inc.'s recent slew of oil spills, 35th District Assemblyman Pedro Nava is set to propose two legislative measures today, both aimed at protecting the community and the e...
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Drink

April 4, 2008 by Staff

Adieu, adieu

April 4, 2008 by Staff

We’ll miss the wins, the candor and the humor. But most of all, we’ll miss the mustache. Coach French, you were truly one of a kind, and from a media standpoint, there’s no way you c...
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They Tell Me It’s Not a Recession

April 3, 2008 by Staff

According to The New York Times, major retail stores like Best Buy, Circuit City and Home Depot are more open to "haggling" with customers because of low prices on the Internet and a sluggish economy....
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Vandenberg AFB Sends Warhead on Trial Flight

April 3, 2008 by Staff

An intercontinental ballistic missile was launched from Vandenberg Air Force Base early yesterday morning in a test of the weapon system's accuracy and reliability.
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Think!

April 3, 2008 by Staff

South Central

April 3, 2008 by Staff

Looks like things are returning to normal in Cincy with Chad Henry’s chucking beer bottles around. Carson Palmer feels right at home after his days in lovely South Central.
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Never Gonna Get This Song Out of My Head

April 2, 2008 by Staff

After overhearing a complete moron tell his friend that the Weather wasn't funny yesterday, I couldn't help but be amazed at how many people forget about April Fools Day each year.
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The Rookie

April 2, 2008 by Staff

Nice to see that yesterday’s Giants’ starting lineup featured six guys over 30 years old, followed by a couple of infielders who don’t belong in the majors. Youth movement, my ass.
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Think!

April 2, 2008 by Staff

All The Important Gaucho Shit You Missed While Watching a Donkey Show in Tijuana

April 1, 2008 by Staff

Two weeks after fellow senior Alex Harris won the Big West Co-Player of the Year award, forward Nedim Pajevic received a far more prestigious honor when the NCAA, in partnership with Gillette, named h...
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Weather

April 1, 2008 by Staff

This article appeared as part of the Nexus’ April Fools’ edition. Tuesday’s Forecast: Partly cloudy, with a high of 62 degrees and a low of 45.
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Turds and Tulips

April 1, 2008 by Staff

Sprightly, adventurous tulips to the Gaucho who rock climbed up Storke Tower. You didn't leave us hanging for a moment, as you explained how to belay without ropes.
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