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April 18, 2008 by


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‘Human 08

April 18, 2008 by

Yes fans, the rumors are true. I, the Weatherhuman, am officially throwing my hat into the ring in the race to be your next A.S. president. I don’t exactly know how the election rules work, but ...
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Blotter

April 18, 2008 by

One Thing Leads to Another Sat., April 12, 12:12 a.m. - A man strolling the 6600 block of Del Playa Drive attracted the attention of the Isla Vista Foot Patrol when he was spotted carrying everyone's ...
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Pour Some Sugar on Me

April 18, 2008 by


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It’s not polite to ask a lady that.

April 18, 2008 by

The QB’s favorite thing is when foreign dudes lie about their ages. If I were the Astros I’d rip up his contract and send him to play in Antarctica.
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Drink

April 18, 2008 by


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Major League Baseball Postseason Predictions: The Nexus Sports Staff Attempts to Guess How 2008 Plays Out

April 17, 2008 by

AL Cy Young: C.C. Sabathia NL Cy Young: Dan Haren World Series: Arizona over Cleveland in six Yes, I'm such a fan of the American League that I barely pay attention to the National League, exce...
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Happy Birthday

April 17, 2008 by

Awfully nice of thousands of fans to sing happy birthday to the Pope yesterday, especially since I doubt that he’s always had a song on his special day. Call me crazy, but I just can’t pic...
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A-Rod

April 17, 2008 by

Once a month until he retires, A-Rod is going to pass some great player on the all-time homerun list. Who cares? Not the QB, until he passes Barry.
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Clinton Settles Debt With UCSB

April 17, 2008 by

Campus officials have confirmed that Hillary Clinton's campaign has repaid the $11,112 she owed UCSB following her January rally.
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The Times They Are A-Changin’

April 17, 2008 by


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The Line-Up

April 17, 2008 by

1. Wangechi Mutu is a world-renowned visual artist, with strong literal and aesthetic roots in Kenya. Hear her unique perspective on her own provocative pieces, as she speaks in Campbell Hall on April...
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Where the Weatherhuman Happens

April 16, 2008 by

I'm not gonna lie, I get goosebumps and mist up a little every time I see one of those NBA commercials with the photo slideshows and the emotional piano music.
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A.S. Endorsement: President

April 16, 2008 by

With his ability to communicate honestly and directly, John Paul "J.P." Primeau from Open People's Party meets - and exceeds - the requirements to become A.S. president.
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A.S. Endorsement: Internal Vice President

April 16, 2008 by

In a highly competitive field, Kevin Higuchi's candor and knowledge of the internal vice president's specific duties cuts through the clutter.
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