Shady Campaign Tactis Mar Associated Students Election

April 28, 2008 by

Editor, Daily Nexus, While we all know who won on paper, it is evident who the true victors are.
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Feelin’ Hot, Hot, Hot

April 28, 2008 by


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Armchair QB

April 28, 2008 by

Don't look now, but the Oakland A's are tied for the best record in the AL. No, seriously, don't look. They play much better when no one thinks they're gonna be good. Who's Emil Brown? I don't care. K...
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Comics

April 25, 2008 by


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Sniped

April 25, 2008 by

It's good to see the government eschewing the star treatment and sniping Wesley Snipes for tax evasion, a charge that will send him to prison for three years.
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SB Canine Licensing Deadline Nears

April 25, 2008 by

For those who have the pleasure of being greeted by man's best friend every time they walk through their front door, the time to license dogs - without incurring late fees - is rapidly running out.
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Think

April 25, 2008 by


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We Will Always Remember

April 25, 2008 by


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Txting OmGs!!!1

April 25, 2008 by

If disgraced former Indiana coach Kelvin Sampson is serious about taking an assistant coaching job with the Bucks, he should probably find a phone that lets him send illegal texts in Chinese. Yi is wa...
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NBA Eastern Conference Playoff Picks

April 24, 2008 by

The Celtics will cruise through the NBA's designated B League not because of their storied history or because everyone wants a Los Angeles-Boston final, no sir. Boston will win because of logic any gr...
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O.P.P Misconduct Ends in Dismissal of Two Candidates

April 24, 2008 by

Following an endorsement issued in a UCSB Rec Sports newsletter, two candidates running for positions on the Associated Students Legislative Council were disqualified from the race last night.
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Automated Toilets Suck

April 24, 2008 by

Has anyone ever figured out why the illegal immigrants at car washes are so happy all the time? I mean they're singing, dancing and laughing the entire time, even though they're doing hard manual labo...
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Power of the Press

April 24, 2008 by

The best part about the power of the press is that it doesn't really matter if you're good or not, because people believe anything they read. With that in mind, congratulations to the Bad News Beers f...
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Accounting Team Wins Prize Money in Contest

April 24, 2008 by

A team of future accountants from UCSB earned second place and $15,000 in a national audit competition held last week in New York City. The contest, sponsored by KPMG - an international company that ...
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The Lineup

April 24, 2008 by

1. Renowned director Julian Schnabel garnered international acclaim for his recent hit "The Diving Bell and the Butterfly." See the film about what happens when the editor-in-chief of French Elle has ...
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