Staff

April 12, 2001

Nexus Displays Flagrant Bias by Advocating Social Justice Party

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Hmmm ... I wonder where the Nexus is going to lend its support in this year's A.S. elections?

April 12, 2001

Guest Speaker Is Even-Handed in Analysis of Middle East Crisis

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The UCSB Center for Middle East Studies is to be praised for bringing Dr. Hanan Ashrawi to campus, an articulate and passionate advocate of the Palestinian cause.

April 10, 2001

Do the Nasty

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There are a few things in this life that make me cringe, but nothing does the job quite like accidentally making direct, skin-to-plastic ass contact with a public toilet seat.

April 10, 2001

President Weatherhuman

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Look out.A fresh, new set of useless people has gathered in front of the Arbor to throw their bodies in front of the innocent in the name of ass-kissing.

April 10, 2001

Letting the Genie Out

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Ever wanted an identical twin? Recent announcements by scientists may mean that it is not too late for you to realize this dream.

April 10, 2001

VP Candidates Start Off Debates

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Associated Students internal vice presidential candidates Cameron Ahler, a junior political science major, and Shaina Walter, a Legislative Council representative and junior law and society major, squared off in the firs...

April 10, 2001

Professor Abuses Power By Campaigning For SAC

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I write this letter to express my outrage that an associate professor of Chicano studies, Ralph Armbruster-Sandoval, was actively abusing his power as a faculty member by engaging in an Associated Students election campa...

April 10, 2001

UCTV Expands to All Day, Everyday

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Keeping up with the quickly merging world of television and telecommunications, the University of California has increased UCTV coverage to 24 hours a day, seven days a week.

April 10, 2001

Pro-PLO Speaker Taints Center’s Grand Opening

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I wanted to express my disappointment and disgust with UCSB for inviting Hanan Ahsrawi to inaugurate our new Center on Middle East Studies.

April 10, 2001

Feature Photo: Gaucho Baseball Falls to USC

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The UCSB baseball team had its six-game winning streak snapped Tuesday, as the Gauchos lost 6-4 to the Trojans.

April 10, 2001

The Academic Nose Dive — Crashing Courses at UCSB

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As of today, I have been to eight classes in which I am not enrolled this week. Due to the severe overcrowding at this university, I have been forced to attempt to "crash" class after class in hope of gaining a seat that...

April 10, 2001

Corruption Muddles UC Berkeley Elections

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With student government elections just around the corner, Berkeley's sitting president has been overruled and accused of tampering with the upcoming election, an executive vice-presidential candidate has been disqualifie...

April 10, 2001

Real Stories of the IV Foot Patrol

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I’m a Fifth-Year Junior At approximately 1:13 a.m. Thursday, April 5, Isla Vista Foot Patrol officers patrolling the intersection at Camino Pescadero and Sabado Tarde Road observed a 21-year-old female walking sout...

April 10, 2001

UC Briefs

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News from around the UC system

April 9, 2001

Teamwork

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Professors control class size, grading and which kinds of sexual favors make up an acceptable bribe, but students hold the ultimate power: the ability to end class early.

April 9, 2001

How to Choose?

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Well, it's that time of year again - the flowers are blooming, the grass is greener, and next year's candidates for student government will soon spring up for election.