Think

May 8, 2003 by


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Hookin’ it Up

May 8, 2003 by


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Do Try This At Home

May 8, 2003 by


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It’s Just No Gouda

May 7, 2003 by

Don't eat the cheese. Specifically, don't eat the Tillamook-brand extra-sharp cheddar currently on sale at Vons.
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Letter Misinterprets Intent of Signs on Women’s Center Lawn

April 30, 2003 by

This is in response to Scott Englund's letter (Daily Nexus, "Protest Signs Tell More About Liberal Delusions Than Iraqi War," April 28, 2003). As an employee of the Women's Center, I would like to fir...
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Sheriff To Begin Debtor Smackdowne

April 1, 2003 by

In an effort to improve safety and the Chancellor's reputation for maintaining order, Sheriff of Islavistingham Crist‹o Madeira, pledged Monday to crack down on Knaves and Debtors in the seaside...
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Council Fishes For Way to Save U.S. Marine Life

February 21, 2003 by

The National Marine Sanctuary Advisory Council met Thursday to tackle the issues of preservation and the enhancement of marine life, in a two-day meeting of the 12 National Marine Sanctuaries chairs a...
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Ad Misrepresents the Aim of Planned Pregnancy Advocates

January 27, 2003 by

Reproductive rights advocates are committed to defending legislation that recognizes women's moral and legal right to determine whether and when to become pregnant.
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Good Grub

January 13, 2003 by

When Columbus sailed in the 1400's (and yes, I know he didn't discover shit...), he and his crew took to eating meals at night around halfway through the voyage.
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Readin’, Writin’, ‘Rithmatic

January 9, 2003 by

I have a bone to pick with the quarter system. Depending on the courses I take, I probably have somewhere between 100 and 300 pages of reading to do per week, per class.
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Pushing the Envelope

January 9, 2003 by

Postage goes up because of people like me. I only buy stamps out of absolute necessity, and I refuse to purchase an entire book of them for any reason.
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January 9 – January 15, 2003

January 9, 2003 by

Hey, winos, listen up! Santa Barbara's favorite wine bar, Elsie's, located at 117 W. De La Guerra in downtown Santa Barbara, is hosting an artsy-fartsy par-tay tonight!
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Objects May Be Closer Than They Appear

January 9, 2003 by


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Why You Should Get Up Off Your Booty And Save The Living Room

January 9, 2003 by

The Living Room, located at 430 South Fairview Ave. in Goleta, is facing homelessness at the end of the month due to demolition and is looking to the community for help.
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Die War, Die!

January 9, 2003 by


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